"Nice dick, but you have the wrong number."
AKA The story of how Jimin met Yoongi with a dick pic ??
This story is a combination of ✔✔Read by Boyue and my own. Shitty cover edited by me, also I do not own any of the pictures, credit to the rightful...
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Jiminie
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Me and Namjoon Hyung both really like the place Is it me and Namjoon or Namjoon and me?
Sugasweet
It's "Namjoon and I."
Jiminie
K cool So Namjoon and I both really like the apartment! It's in an alright neighbourhood, better than where Namjoon hyung lives right now tbh And its pretty convenient. And it's closer to work So I don't have to get up as early lol
Sugasweet
That sounds promising.
Jiminie
Yeah but the thing is it's a little pricer than what we want to pay Even if we split the rent in half its still more than half our pay you know And if im gonna go to dance school I gotta save up too But we were talking about it and we're gonna ask around and see if someone else is looking for a place Namjoon and I are cool sharing a room and the other guy can have the other bedroom
Sugasweet
Oh, that could work. I hope it works out, Jimin.
Jiminie
Me too hyung It's gonna be totally awesome having our own place I'm really excited
Sugasweet
I'm excited for you, too. I know Namjoon has been stressing out over this as well.
Jiminie
Yeah dude I know 😐 Ughhhhhhhh I really hope we find someone It's gonna be a huge weight off both our shoulders
Sugasweet
I'm sure you will.
Jiminie
Hey uh I know you aren't gonna wanna but I just wanna offer in case idk If you're back in Seoul and you wanna move out or something or just have a place to kick it or whatever You're always welcome at our place Namjoon hyung would say the same
Sugasweet
Thank you. That's very nice and thoughtful of you. I'll keep it in mind.
Jiminie
Yeah sure no problem hyung Just you know if you ever wanna It's gonna be super sweet living with my two best hyungs
Sugasweet
Your best Hyung?
Jiminie
Yeah I mean tbh I see you like one of my best friends dude I know it's nuts since we haven't known each other that long but I legit talk more to you than some of my friends And you know more about me than they do so yeah Is that cool with you?
Sugasweet
That's cool with me. I'm happy being one of your best friends. Even if it makes no sense considering that that is literally not the definition of the word "best."
Jiminie
Don't be jell Hyung 😱 I can have two best friends and I'm not gonna choose between you and Namjoon Hyung Soooo.... Am I like your best friend too or what's the deal here???
Sugasweet
Eh. You're a middling friend at best.
Jiminie
K I don't know what middling means so I'm gonna pretend you're saying I'm your best friend in the whole universe 😊
Sugasweet
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Jiminie
Why are you so afraid to show me some love bro
Sugasweet
I save it for my actual best friends.
Jiminie
But what about me?? 😭 Yoongi Hyung what about meeeee
