"Nice dick, but you have the wrong number."
AKA The story of how Jimin met Yoongi with a dick pic ??
This story is a combination of ✔✔Read by Boyue and my own. Shitty cover edited by me, also I do not own any of the pictures, credit to the rightful...
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Jiminie
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All my clothes are a mess cuz I brought them over in a trash bag Like the fucking genius that I am And we don't have an iron Why the duck don't we have an iron WE HAVE TWO TOASTERS BUT NO IRON?? I can't go on this date
Sugasweet
Did you take a shower yet?
Jiminie
No?????? SHIT I STINK TOO But why bother I'll just tell him I got hit by a bus and died
Sugasweet
Go take a shower and hang your clothes in there with you. The steam will take care of the wrinkles.