Tues, April 6, 2:43 PM
Sugasweet
Jimin.
Tell me why I shouldn't
strangle my roomate Jin.
Jiminie
He's not worth it
It's too much work bro
You gotta get rid of
the body and since
he's big it's gonna take
so much longer
Why murder when you
can play Mario
Where are you even
gonna ditch the body
for that matter
What if someone sees
you
What if a dog digs it up???
You can't make a dog
find a dead body bro
that's sick
And think of your hands
Whenever you grab a
handful of jelly bellies
you're gonna think oh
dear god I choked a
dude with these hands
I'm not worthy of these
jelly bellies
You wanna be worthy
for jelly bellies don't you??
Sugasweet
Sometimes you say these
things that make
absolutely no sense.
But yes, I want to be
worthy of jelly bellies.
Jiminie
Then don't strangle
Jin
Sugasweet
Fine.
You convinced me
out of premeditated
murder.
Jiminie
Jelly bellies save the
day again 😊
What did he do this
time tho???
Dish
Sugasweet
He exists.
That's enough.
Jiminie
LMAO
Just ignore him bro
He's just messing
with you to get a
reaction out of
you
The moment you
stop giving him the
attention he wants
you have the upper
hand
Sugasweet
I wish it were that
simple.
Jiminie
It can be if you
let it man
I know you wanna
fight him and stuff
But sometimes you
just gotta hang up
the gloves and back
out
That's the only way
you win for real
Sugasweet
This is, without a doubt,
the smartest thing I've
ever seen you say.
I'm honestly terrified.
Jiminie
R U D E
Here I'm helping you
out of the goodness of
my own heart
And you just gonna
rip on me
Not cool bro
Sugasweet
I'm sorry. You're right.
I do appreciate the
help. It's actually very
sound advice.
I'll give it a try.
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