Mon, April 5, 9:12 PM
Jiminie
Hey quick question
Can you get food
poisoning from
swallowing lube
Asking for a friend
Sugasweet
How much lube did
you injest?
Sorry, did "your
friend" injest.
Jiminie
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
I really am asking for
a friend!!!
My friend Namjoon's
stomach is all messed up
and he thinks it's from
the lube
But I'm like I don't think
you can get food poisoning
from that bruh
And he's like you totally can
And since you're like a
pretty smart guy I told him
I'll ask you
So I'm asking you
Sugasweet
Your friend knows
about me?
Jiminie
Yeah
Shit is that ok?
It kinda happened
Sugasweet
How did it happen exactly?
Jiminie
Oh one time he was
asking who I was
texting so I told him
about you
And how I got the
wrong number but we
just kept talking anyways
I didn't say anything
personal about you or
anything like that
So he just knows you
exist?
That's all
He doesn't even know
you're from Seoul too
Sugasweet
Okay.
I can't help but notice
there was no mention
of the dick picture.
Jiminie
Uhgggh yeah no lol
I left that out
So not telling him that
Sugasweet
Honesty is the foundation
of friendship.
Jiminie
No
You don't understand
Namjoon CANNOT KNOW
EVER
Sugasweet
Why not?
Jiminie
Cuz he's gonna
wanna see it
That can't never happen
*can never
Sugasweet
Why don't you show him?
It's a good picture. There's
nothing to be ashamed of.
Jiminie
Dude I'm not gonna
show my friend
my dick!
Sugasweet
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