"Nice dick, but you have the wrong number."
AKA The story of how Jimin met Yoongi with a dick pic ??
This story is a combination of ✔✔Read by Boyue and my own. Shitty cover edited by me, also I do not own any of the pictures, credit to the rightful...
I heard what happened at Lorde's concert, and I know this is a pointless question to ask but... Are you okay?
Jiminie
Uh no? No hyung I'm not fucking ok How can I be even close to ok?
Sugasweet
I'm sorry. I wish there was something better I could say.
Jiminie
Why the fuck is this my life Did I do something really terrible in my past life and now karma wants me dead for it?
Sugasweet
It's not you. It has nothing to do with what you did or didn't do.
Jiminie
No no it has to be It has to be something I did Something I fucked up Why else would I get this fucking piece of shit joke as a dad
Sugasweet
I'm sorry, Jiminie. I can't imagine what this is like for you.
Jiminie
It's FUCKING HUMILIATING WHO THE FUCK GETS ON STAGE AND TRIES TO SUE A CELEBRITY AND THINKS ITS OK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKING DID TO MY COUSIN!? LORDE WAS HER IDOL WHICH IS WHY WE WERE THERE AND NOW HE FUCKING RUINED IT HE RUINS EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE THATS ALL HE DOES I WISH HE WAS FUCKING DEAD BUT HE'LL PROBABLY KEEP FUCKING THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE EVEN IF HE'S DEAD
Sugasweet
I'm sorry, Jimin.
Jiminie
Fuck I hate him I hate him
Sugasweet
I know. Don't let him get to you too much, okay?
Jiminie
He wasn't even drunk Like if he was I could maybe not be as mad But he wasn't That's just who he is Fuck I'm gonna go Take a walk or something
Sugasweet
Okay, that's a good idea.
Jiminie
Go to the mall and break everything to do with dad's company I see
Sugasweet
That's not as good of an idea. Breathe.
11:12 PM
Jiminie
What if I end up like him
Sugasweet
You won't. You are nothing like him.
Jiminie
Are you sure
Sugasweet
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P.S let's just pretend that Suga's hair is white, not blonde. Thanks 😜
