Sakura's brother....welp, here I go!!!!

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*sigh* don't own anything except OCs and story....Minato's expression tho
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After Genin exams (sorry, too lazy to put em)~

Naruto's P.O.V-

Haru and I were walking outside the academy after we each got a hitai-ate. When we passed, everyone thought the test was going to be easy. Iruka-sensei was pretty happy to see us pass, and smiled brightly at me. I sat on my favorite swing and Haru leaned against the tree as we talked.

"So, who do you think out Jonin-sensei will be?" Haru asked, head tilted.

"Hmm...maybe a Sharingan User, because of the 'almighty Sasuke-kun, kyaa!'" I mocked the fangirls' voice.

They can use supersonic screeching that'll leave you either scarred or deaf for life.

"So...Hatake Kakashi? AKA Sharingan no Kakashi."

"Yup."

I heard someone landing and we turned around. Mizuki.

"Hello Naruto, Haruka." He fake-smiled. Heck, even a ROOT agent can smile better than him.

"Come with me." In the distance, I heard Iruka-sensei and Hokage-Jiji talk about something.

Meh, I can just ask about it later...

We headed towards a balcony and sat on it.

"You know, since your grades from the previous time before are low, you'll be deadlasts even though you got high marks in the Genin Exams." I raised an eyebrow.

"So?" Haru asked.

"There's a secret test that'll boost up your total grade. You won't be Rookie or Kunoichi of The Year, but you will not be deadlasts." I imagined that he was celebrating in his mind when he 'caught our attention.'

"So...." Haru 'excitedly' said.

"...This is a secret, so don't tell anyone. You'll have to retrieve the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing."

"Okay!" We piped.

Like hell we won't tell anyone. After he left, we nodded at each other.

"Let the Secret Plan: Beat up Mizuki-teme, commence!" I pumped my fist in the air.

"Aye!" (Happy moment!! :3)

~Few minutes later~

Hokage Tower-Haruka's P.O.V-

As we sneaked through the tower, we sweatdropped at the low and weak security. Man, ANBU are getting weak. Well, as weak as they can get when Naru and I play pranks. Finally arriving at the office, we finally retrieved the scroll...but.

"Naruto, Haruka, what are you two doing here?!" Crap.

"Sorry Ol' Timer, explanations later." I quickly replied.

"Wha-"

"Oiroke no Jutsu!" I covered my pure eyes.

"GAAHH!!" Peeking through my fingers, I saw Old Timer on the ground, blood pooling around him.

"Pervert." I muttered and left with Naru to the forest.

After hopping tree from tree, we arrived at the clearing that Mizuki told us to go to.

"Hey Haru, Kura says 'You Gakis should take a peek at the scroll and pick a few nonlethal jutsus.'"

I sighed, "Fine..."

We unrolled the scroll and the first thing that popped out was the Kage bunshin. We looked at each other after reading the description and grinned.

1 hour later~

No one's P.O.V-

The two Gakis finally finished the Kage Bunshin, but didn't have time to write other jutsus down. Iruka-san, AKA Dolphin, arrived, vein throbbing.

"I..finally..found...you two." He growled out, panting.

The Demon Duo turned around, faking surprise.

"Oh! Iruka-sensei, you found us!" Demon No. 2 (Haruka) grinned.

"Yeah! We only got to learn one jutsu, 'ttebayo!" Demon no. 1 (Naruto) rubbed his neck sheepishly.

They were practicing all along? BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE HELL THEY STOLE THE FORBIDDEN SCROLL OF SEALING!!

"Now that you're here, we'll show you a cool Jutsu and we'll get a higher grade, right?" Demon No. 1 asked hopefully.

"Yeah! It's part of the test, right?!" #2 grinned.

"...test? What are you-"

"Finally found you...ah Iruka, pleasure to see you here." The bastard, AKA Mizuki-the-bastard, grinned like a person who escaped from the Mental Hospital(sorry if I offended any of you).

"M-Mizuki?!" Dolphin yelled in disbelief.

"Noo...Levi..duh, it's Mizuki-the-bastard." Demon No. 2 sarcastically said. Cue sweatdrops.

"Let's get this killing spree started, shall we?" Mizuki grinned.

"I won't let you hurt the children." Dolphin's Mama Bear (or mother hen) side appeared, raging and trying to claw Mizuki's eyes out.

Until next time.
Yes, I'm so evil. But, you'll
Have to wait.
Patiently.
Buh-bye~