Sakura's brother....welp, here I go!!!!

4

Me: *Flips hair and groans as it hits face* Don't own anything except OCs and story
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Haruka's P.O.V-

Oh sh*t.

I yelped as a fist embedded itself into my face. Mikoto-chan is currently in demon mode, all because of Naruto. Little bastard betrayed me!! I now gained a new black eye. Great, I'll look like a deformed panda in no time.

"WHY THE HELL WE YOU-" Mikoto-chan hit me in the ribcage with a frying pan that suddenly appeared, "WITH THE PERVERT JIRAIYA PEEKING ON WOMEN!!"

"MIKO-CHAN, I CAN EXPLAIN!" I cowered under their glare of death. All of the women were grinning maniacally, cracking their knuckles. All of them are ghosts.

"W-w-er, you see, Naruto," I spat out his name, "and Konohamaru wanted to see women...err, naked..? to complete their idiotic jutsu." I shuddered.

Want to know how the hell I got into this situation? Well....

Flashback~

After the Mizuki incident, we were chained to a bed and were fed. We were let free for the day at last after some scolding. We had a day off before we met our senseis, so Naru and I decided to stroll around the village. I rarely hung out in the Haruno household, even though they are family by blood. We were joking around together until our stomachs growled. Deciding to stop for lunch at Ichirakus, Naruto was suddenly ambushed by three little kids.

"Boss!" Konohamaru yelled in excitement.

"Yes, Konohamaru, I'm kinda eating lunch right now." Naru rubbed his head.

"Boss, I want to improve my Sexy Jutsu!" Konohamaru whined.

"Yeah boss, can you please show us some awesome jutsus?!" Moegi excitedly bounced.

"Yes, it will be beneficial for our Shinobi career to at least see some jutsus to recognize them in the future and know how they work or how lethal it is." The smartest of the bunch, Udon, wiped his runny nose. Naru squinted his eyes, then foxily grinned.

"Of course! To the bath house!!" Naru cheered. The trio cheered at their boss and followed him to the destination.

I dumbly stood in the tiny stand, turning slowly around, I saw that Teuchi-san was smiling at me. Looking at the counter, I was horrified as I saw how much bowls Naruto consumed.

'10 motherfudging bowls?!'

I cried for my poor wallet who was wheezing at the lack of fat. I grimly gave the kind owner the yen and sourly smiled. I followed the four to the bathhouse, confused as to why they were going there.

I heard giggles coming from the male side, lecherous giggles. My eyes narrowed as scowled. Matching inside the bath house, I saw who were there. Naruto, Konohamaru, and a white haired man were peeping through the wall. My mother hen side appeared. I've been hanging out with 'Ruka-nii too much...

"What in the the nine hells are you doing?!" I screeched, readying my frying pan. Man, I sound like Chichi from DBZ now...