Sakura's brother....welp, here I go!!!!

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Don't own anything except OCs and story ~^-^~
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Haruka's P.O.V-

I stared at Iruka-sensei as he growled and raged like a woman trying to protect her children.

"Holy sh*t." I blurted out. Mizuki-teme then decided to play dirty and pinned Dolphin-sensei to the hut. 

Naru and I grinned evilly as Mizuki-teme wet his underwear. Coward.

"Ne~ Mizuki-teme, do you know...Devil's Angel?" I sweetly said, sugarcoating it. After this, I will let Hidan sacrifice me to Jashin.

Mizuki laughed, "Of course, but she's dead!" He maniacally grinned, "and I killed her for Orochimaru-sama!"

MOTHERF*CKING A**HOLE!! HE WAS THE DISGUSTING WEAKLING THAT KILLED MY SHADOW CLONE?!?!

Now I sound like a certain quote, 'Prince of all Saiyans!' unquote.

"Wrong." Naru grinned, "and what about Silver Fox?" His eyes twinkled.

"Their bodies are being dissected by Orochimaru-sama," Mizuki licked his lips, "now enough chit-chat....DIE!" I quickly spared a glance at Dolphin-sensei. I saw he was knocked out, but was pierced in the same place as Canon.

"Oh sh*t!" I yelped when two kunai stabbed me in the leg. I glared at the maniac.

He continued his attacks until he had no more Shirukens or Kunais.

"Naruto..." he drawled out evilly, "do you want to know why the whole village hates you?"

I rolled my eyes but went along. I could see Naru was struggling not to laugh.

Naruto's P.O.V-

"Naruto..." Traitor drawled out evilly, "do you want to know why the whole village hates you?"

I struggled not to laugh. Heck, I met the furball!

'Shut it gaki! I could rip you to pieces if it weren't for this stupid seal!'

'Could. Not can.' I smirk.

'Smarta**.'

'Why thank you, I am so honored.'

"-side of you!!"

Although I didn't know what was happening, I faked shock.

"SCARECROWS HAVE ONE EYE AND WEAR TOO MUCH HAIR GEL!" I randomly yelled out.

Mizuki looked at me as if I were crazy. Damn, Haru-chan is rubbing off of me. Kura was snickering, as if he knew something bad would happen.

With Mizuki distracted, as I had continued to tell out random things, a while later, the ANBU came.

"Naru-" As one of the ANBU spoke, I sensed danger. Slowly turning around, I instantly paled.

It was mother, and baa-chan. But they were angry. I guess Haru saw who was here too, and he paled.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI-NAMIKAZE AND HARUKA HARUNO! YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!" They both yelled out with a demon's voice.

'SH*T!! RUN KIT, RUN!' and run I did. Kura kept encouraging me by saying how dead I was and how they would make me watch soap operas. *shudders* Way to go on the encouragement, Kura.

The ANBU were looking at us curiously as Haru and I ran away from mother and baa-chan. Dad was hiding in front of me as he ran too. Hashi-jiji was hiding in front of Haru. We ran as I was arguing with Dad.

"Dad! Calm Mom down!" I whispered as sweat traveled down my temple. I am super dead.

"I can't! What do you think I was trying to do for the last three hours?!" Dad yelled back, even The Yellow Flash has a weakness. Frying pans.

"When Mito-sama and your mom found out about your little stunt, they literally threw Tobirama-sama, Sakumo-kun, Obito-kun, and Fugaku-kun to the Hokage Monument with the help of Mikoto-san, Rin-chan, all of the Uchiha females, AND Iruka-kun's parents!" Dad panted as we ran as fast as we could with Baa-chan and Kaa-san got on our heels.

When angry, women tend to get supernatural powers, like high a** stamina, strength, flexibility, etc.

Never piss off a woman. Lesson learned.

Or is it?
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I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry!!! For a little reward, I will show you my Chibi drawings!

For those who don't understand Spanish:

Zoro (the one without hair): WHO DID THIS TO ME?!

Kiki (the one anime crying): and the candy?

Ryuu (one with ponytail and sweatdropping): hello, I'm Ryuu.

Hana (The one that's quiet): ....
She walks like nothing is wrong XD

Karma (the one who is the only Chibi in a different position): everyone is here?

Shadow (the one with odd hair): Hello! I'm Shadow

Miku (the one with the hat): you don't let me sleep.

Senshi (guy above Miku): Hello! I'm Senshi!

Shiru (guy next to Senshi): I'm Shiru.

I actually enjoyed drawing all of them, especially Miku, Kiki, Hana, and Zoro! Shadow was my first Chibi I drew out of all of them.