The Here And After

One

ONE

"This sucks. Who the fuck would buy a toilet paper dispenser hat?"

I murmured under my breath. I swear to God, I have the worst job in the whole world. My life is so fucked up I even narrate my own life in my head. I know I'm weird, but my life would be better if it was narrated by Morgan Freeman or Liam Neeson. If I had enough money they would've been somewhere else with me narrating my life.

"ROSIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? STOP DAYDREAMING AND START WORKING! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT."

Well, that's my "BOSS" Phil. A thirty-five year old man that looks like a fifty year old loser because of his piled up pounds. Fat piece of shit, he's a demanding asshole that sits around his desk all day munching on chips. He even asks me to do his paperwork, of course I say yes because he'll fire me.No job means no money, no money means no food and home, no food or home means I'll die. I overtimed a LOT of times, and I still haven't received my pay, he says that's because I use electricity when I overtime, what the fucking hell?! I'm tired of his shit. I pull my rubber gloves off, I roll my shoulders back, my chin up and my sleek black hair behind my back. I went in front of Phil's office, wondering if I should do this. I barged in his office, his face and his triple chin turned facing me. I grab him by his collar, my left hand holding the gloves tight.

"Listen to me you little shit, I could press charges against you and put you in jail in no time."

He smirked while saying those words calmly. This stupid fuck can't even notice that I was lifting him by one hand. I lift him by his collar with one arm. I smack him hard with my rubber gloves.

"What the fu-"

he gripped my arm tight, his eyes wide and his mouth formed a gaping hole. I grab his hair and swing him across his office, I let him sit on his chair while I hold him down.

"You hungry boss?"

He jerked his head and said no.

"Wrong answer, I have to give you your punishment. Ten hours of paper work a day."

I grab one of his files, crush it into a ball and stuff it inside his mouth.

"Say chubby bunny Phil. Are you having fun Phil? Do you like that flavor Phil? Maybe you'd like the Electronics File Flavor?"

He jerked his head away and spit the paper out. I grab him by his hair so he could look at me straight in the eye,

"I've had enough of your shit boss. I beat the shit out of assholes like you."

That was pun, in case you didn't know, I winked at him, dropped him on his ass and sashayed away. I turned my head and threw my gloves to his face.

"Oh and by the way? I quit."

I walked away.

"Hey Rosie! Rose! Ro!"

Ethan woke me up from my beautiful nightmare.

"What the hell are you thinking about, you better get to work because Phil's been staring at you for a while now."

I look in Phil's direction, his mouth pressed to form a thin line, I wonder if he knew what I was thinking about.

"Thanks Ethan, I should've been fired long ago if it wasn't for you."

I smiled sweetly at him, Ethan's a sweet guy and protected me from Phil everytime I mess shit up. Hope he's got a thing for me 'cause he's smokin' hot.

"Naw, that's what co-workers do. Besides, no one could resist day dreaming with a job like this."

He winked at me and smiled a sexy smile.