(Au) Undertale One-shots!

Bitty Sans x Reader

Sans POV

In and out....in and out...day in and day out. People would come inside to see all us bitties...but whenever they saw me- they would leave. I frowned, I'm so tired of this! Everyone else got adopted! And they're monsters too! So...so why couldn't I get a loving owner as well? 'It's just not fair..' I thought to myself as i sighed. Suddenly a shadow lumed over me, but i didn't care- they'd probably leave in a few moments anyway-.

Your POV

' Today is it! TOday is the day I'm going to adopt a bitty!' I thought to myself as I stopped and stared at the building. 'What...what if they don't like me? what if- what if I mess up...and make a fool out of myself? What if-' I was snapped out of my thoughts by Emma- My best friend. (Yes im in the story but only occasionly -3-) She chuckled at me and laid a hand on my shoulder- "Hey....relax....I know what you are thinking...and they're going to love you. I just know it!" she stated with a smile. I sighed, she was right- I worry too much...

"I'm so lucky to have you....thank you Em." "No prob bob." she giggled as she backed up and made a face that screamed, 'GO GET 'EM!'

I nodded and took a deep breath. 'Here goes nothing....' I thought as I entered the building...

Nobody's Pov

You were amazed- The place looked so small outside...but dang- if it wasn't big inside.. 'Wow..' You thought as you looked at everything with wonder and curiousity. You took a few moments to admire the scenerary around you before shaking your head.

You were here for a reason! You needed to focus! You took a moment to relax again- and decided to look at all the bitties.

.....Wow this would be hard. They were all soooo cute! Some of them Were dogs- others were cats.....there was a really weird robotic one...almost all of them seemed to be monsters, which is fine! You liked monsters actually. So it was good-

It took you a few moments before you sighed. '...maybe....I-' Before you could finish your thought- you heard tiny chuckling and groaning. You looked behind to see some bitties covering their faces as if they had heard a bad joke or something....and not too far from them....was a skeleton looking monster- with a sh*t eating grin-. If you had to guess, The skele had probably told a joke and they others didn't find it funny....You smiled at the thought. You really liked puns...but you could never seem to make them. 'Go figure' You chuckled before turning towards the guy behind the counter. "Um- Hi I would uh...L-Like to adopt a bitty." You internally punched yourself for stuttering, why were you so nervous? The guy smiled and nodded, "Of course (Ma'am/Sir) ! Have any caught your eye?" he asked you. You thought about then nodded, "Yeah...I'd like to know a bit more about the Skeleton one-" you shyly answered. The nodded again and began to speak. "Heh....Well.....He is a jokester....Any oppurtunity he has to make a pun- he'll take. He's pretty laid back- unless you scare one of the other bitties- then he.....well....uh- let's just say he'll give ya a bad time..." he nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

You nodded and asked if their was anythign you should know about. "Well- You know about SOULS and HoPe, right?" You nodded. "Well- Most of these guys have a lot of Hope....but he.....he only had one-." you gasped, "Has....has it always-" he cut you off, "-been like that? Yeah.....we don't know much 'bout his past except that it was storming and he was on our doorstep. We don't know if it was something like abandonment- or if he ran away from someone- but the poor thing was in such bad condition....we immediatly took 'em in..." he sighed while you looked down. "Oh....." He nodded. "Yeah...but ever since he's gotten here- he has been a LOT better." You nodded and you two talked for a while. Eventually agreeing on all the arange ments as he picked up the skeleton bitty. "Oh, And His name Is Sans."