Once you had met and accidently adopting the 3 mini skeleys, life.....got more interesting...to say the least.
"HUMAN! CHERRY WONT STOP HITTING MY SKULL!!!"
"Hey! I'm Not touching ya! *wack* "
"HEY! CUT IT OUT! THAT HURTS! ;-; "
And where was Classic, you might be asking? Simple, he is sleeping...in your bra. His body in the shirt, while his head stuck out. So it looked like a lil captipillar just, POP goes the sansie!
(i know guys read these too but im used to the reader being a female, so if you are a dude reading this, congrats, you are transgender now, biatch! xD)
ANYWAYS - >_>
You pinch the bridge of your nose in frustration. Finals were coming up soon and it was already hard to study, what with having Mao rubbing her furry little arse and tail in your face, Everytime she hopped up there, you would pet her then continue to study, only for her to get jealous and then lay right on top of your textbook and notes in demand for more attention and love.
And although you did love, holy fuck you did, but you were starting to get annoyed, well, more than it usually would have annoyed you. And this, was all because of 3- er, 2 little skeletons running around your desk as well.
With a loud sigh you remove mao once again and pick both Sanses up with your right and left Index fingers and thumbs. Seperating them while holding them up, and giving them a scolding look which reminded them of a mom scolding a kid.
"Cherr-" edge narrowed his eyes, again a ssigh. "....edge. Why are you harassing Blueberry?"
"Fucker keeps -" You quickly used your ring finger to take place of your index finger, so you could give him a tap on the noggin. "Language please..." you mutter to him causing him to roll his eye(lights?) but obey anyways.
"Fine! This little.....idiot, won't stop callin me cherry! " You rose an eyebrow, "And what is bad about that?" Edge narrowed his pinpricks at you while throwing his arms in the air. "Its too frickin, GIRLY!"
Again you sigh (so much sighing, lol) and turn to the nearly crying ba-
wait
squint
cr y i n g???
aw hell naw -
Your eyes had softened and you adjusted the position you were holding him in; letting him sit on your palm while hugging your thumb, trying oh so desperately not to keep crying in front of you.
"Shh, blueberry, its alright, Take your time sweetie." you cooed softly to the distressed bean.
This made Edge's cheekbones flare in jealousy, but of course he'd never admit it.
Once blueberry had calmed down he explained his side of the story.
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(Au) Undertale One-shots!
FanficOne-shots with your favorite Skeleton, human, goat, weed, robot, lizard, fish, whatever!! This is my first One-shot book on Wattpad....so uh,...yeah :P I am Taking requests!! So please don't hesitate to ask for a certain character and whatnot! When...
