(Au) Undertale One-shots!

Au Sans Bitties X reader (IDFK WHA TIM DOING ANYMORE)

Okay, if you like this weird ass chapter let me know tehn ill make more. 

until then...uh, enjoy?

Blueberry was trying to make waffles for you since you had taken him and the others in when you found them.

FLASHBACK

You were Petting your cat when she began to meow loudly, and dashed towards the window. Her ears were back and her tail was swaying. She had wide eyes while looking out the window at...whatever she saw.

"Mao, What are you doing?" She gave you a look and rolled her eyes.

Yes you and your cat understood each other unlike most people and their cats. It was an ability you've always had to just, understand animals. Or at least, get teh gist of what they were trying to say.

ANYWAY- XD

She turned her head back towards the window and meowed loudly.

Open the dooorrrrr

You raised your hands up in defense. "Fine fine! Calm yo tits!"

I'm a cat I don't , I- WHAT?

You giggled, "hehe." You opened the door and saw a couple of figures.

Left = Edge/Red

Middle: Blue/Classic

Right: Blueberry

You gasped and looked them over.

I'm not writing what he look like that's what the pic is for XD

Meanwhile You cat decided to hop down and curl around your left leg. You look down and gave her a look. 

"Really Mao?" (Fun fact: Mao is Cat in Chinese!)

She gave you a shit eating grin and you sighed. 

You then remembered the 3 in the doorway and gasped. "Oh shoot, Uh, Come in! You 3 are going to get cold outside!" You ushered as you left your door open but then proceeded to littereally. DRAG Mao away form the door. 

Edge gave both Classic a wtf? look.

He just shrugged and waddled in. Snickering at your cat that was making you slow.

Blueberry litterally bounced into the house and around the feline, making her blink in unamusement.

Meanwhile Edge hesitated. Could he trust you? Probably not. But he was cold...dammit.

He sighed and trudged inside as well but kept a good distance. 

You groaned. "mao if you get off me then i will get you a treat~" You spoke with a smirk which both annoyed the cat and excited her so he begrudingly got off your leg only to sit in front of you expectantly.

You snorted. "Yeesh, fine, But while I go get the treats, you close the door, and then round up our guests, okay?"

She gave a meow that sounded like a whine before slowly making her way to the door.

You giggled and wen to get the treat.

Soon you came back and she had all 3 of them on the table. Well correction, The light blue one was on her tail. The regular blue one was flopped out on her head, and the red and black one was sitting in front of her stomach.

You snickered. "Wow....just....wowwwwwwwwwwwww."

Your cat looked at you.

What?

"I said round them up, not bring them on the table...although i will say, that is quite the look. Rather cute."

MEOW!shut uppppp

You rolle dyour eyes and sat down. "Okay, Um, Welcome to my not-so-humble abode. I'm Y/N and this is my cat Mao. What are your names?" You asked sweetly.

all 3 of them  blushed lightly.

First the hyper one went, "HELLO! IM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!!! HEHE!! ITS NICE TO MEET YU HUMAN!!!" 

You saw Mao flinch at the loudness of his voice and you gave her a treat to help her. She seemed happier after that.

Next was the one in the middle. "sup, human. i'm sans,." he stook out his hand and you used yuor pinky to shake it. Which resulted in a woopie cushin going off which made you giggle. A blush coated his cheeks. "Heh, thanks."

Finally the red one. ".....Sans...tch." You gathered that he wasn't a friendly and go happy type so you nodded. "Okay then- wait...your all named Sans?"

They nodded.

You sighed. "....Well that is only a little confusing but okay then-, uh--"

"YOU CAN GIVE US NICKNAMES!!" The light blue sans spoke which made you smile. "True, well, only if you all agree to it."

He nodde dand so did classic along with edge who did so not to long after.

You nodded. "Hmm....Blueberry, Classic/blue and Red/edge.?" they all nodded.

You smiled. "Okay then!"