(Au) Undertale One-shots!

Lamia Underswap Sans

(Lamia, A part human (or in this case monster) and part snake.)

You giggled as you watched Blueberry Play with your cat. Your cat (Cat's name) is currently trying to "capture" Blue's Tail. He seemed to find this cute since he has been toying with your cat for the past hour. Meanwhile you were texting papyrus who kept messaging you about blue.

Papyrus: Make sure he takes a bath every 6 hours! Or at least put him in some type of moisture!!

You: I know

Papyrus: And don't forget to carry him around steps and what not!!

You: I know

Papyrus: Plus make sure that you have the-

You: Dude! Calm yo tits, he's fine.

Papyrus: .....but we don't have tits. Or flesh in general.

You groaned, why did papyrus take almost everything you said litterally?

Because it annoyed you and he knew it\!!

You: ...I swear I will burn all of the honey in the world pap-

Papyrus: ok ok im sorry geesh

You: XD

Papyrus: What?

You: It's blue, he's playing with my cat, and He/She flopped over for him to scratch her/his belly.

Papyrus: Lol

Papyrus: But I just want to make sure you knew everything...

You: And I do-

Papyrus: ...Since you and him are gonna live together someday.

You: ....wut?

Papyrus: Oh don't play dumb kid, I know you like him.

OKAY PANIC MODE ACTIVATED!!

You blushed a bright shade of pink. How the hell did he know that? Was it that obvious? It doens't matter, pap is gonna kill you!!

Before you could continue to panic he texted once more.

Papyrus: But it's okay, cuz i approve

You: ......u do?

Papyrus: yeah, I've seen how you are always making him happy, well, happier i guess.

Papyrus: Heck, Undyne won't shut up about how you two are her 'otp'.

You giggled a bit reading that part but also blushing as well. Undyne ships everything. If it moves, she ships it with SOMEHTING.

You were so caught up in your own thoughts and the texting that you didin't notice that bluebrry had stopped playing with your cat and had come closer.

Papyrus: Hell, Pratically the whole underground knows you like him, except sans.

Your face felt hot, oh god you were blushing even more!! You must look like a cherry!! You silently groaned and mentally cursed papyrus.

Papyrus: Heh, But can i tell ya a secret Y/N?

You: ....sure..??

Papyrus: Did you know that sans loves...

You felt your heart stop in anticipation for what he was going to say. Again too caught up to notice that blue was now right next to you over your shoulder and could read your texts.