Shall We?

Part 14: Conseils d'amour, style Jeremy

     Jeremy and I walked out looking like the perfect couple, we probably would be if we had met differently. I leaned against the rail of the elevator as we descended, and I noticed Jeremy staring at me.

     "Can I help you, Mr. Taylor?" I asked Jokingly, he laughed and shook his head lightly.

    "Tu es belle." He said in a really bad French accent. I laughed and smiled at him, he's such a goofball.
[Translation: You look beautiful]

     "Jeremy Ray Taylor, are you speaking to me in French?" I asked. He nodded and chuckled.

     "You are French, right?" He asked me in a slightly embarrassed voice. I nodded and he dramatically wiped his brow.

     We walked through the lobby and climbed into the limo that Jeremy had rented for us. My jaw dropped when I saw it, this boy is too much.

    "Jeremy Ray Taylor, did you rent us a fucking limo?!" I asked as he opened the door. He nodded and squeezed in beside me. The driver handed me the aux cord and let me plug in my phone. I opened up my Spotify and turned on my favourite playlist, blasting "American Boy" by Estelle and Kanye West.  

     Jeremy started recording me scream-singing the song.  

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Wyatt's POV

     Everyone's phones started lighting up, indicating a text in the group chat. I opened my phone and the others crowded around me to see what Jeremy sent. It was a video of y/n screaming the words to one of her favourite songs.

     "RELUCTANTLY, CAUSE MOST OF THIS PRESS DON'T FUCK WITH ME! ESTELLE ONCE SA- JEREMY STOP!" She yelled, throwing her hands over her face. The video ended and we were all laughing.

     "She's such a fucking idiot." Finn said, followed by a wheeze. Finn always wheezes when he laughs; he's hilarious.

♡The Losers Club♡

WolfHARD😍👅💦
Good luck J

J-J-Jaeden🤐😂
Yeah, you'll need it

Jeremy the kind
How insane will she get???

Oleff☃️🙂
Depends... will there be alcohol? 

Jeremy the kind
There's always alcohol with me

The baby👶🏻
Yeah, that girl just doesn't know when to stop

Soph😘👑👭
Jack's right, she gets WASTED🤢🍾🍸🍷🍻

Y/N
Alright so fuck you guys,
I can totally handle my alcohol!

WolfHARD😍👅💦
LIE

Soph😘👑👭
THAT'S A DEAD LIE

J-J-Jaeden🤐😂
Mm-hm honey try again

Y/N
🖕🏻😂

Jeremy the kind
HELP ME HER SONG IS PLAYING

The baby👶🏻
What song???

Y/N
PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA
WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA,
YEAH IM IN THAT TANKA COLOUR OF WILLY WONKA

Oleff☃️🙂
lmao rip Jeremy

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     I laughed and set my phone down beside me. Jeremy grabbed it and changed the song to Chosen's song "Losers". All of us losers know EVERY word to it, as his best friends, it's kind of our job...

     We got to our dining area on the beach and I sat opposite Jeremy. He poured himself a glass of wine that had been kept on some ice, and he handed me a bottle of Angry Orchard. I laughed and opened the bottle, taking a swig and setting it back on the table. He looked at me and set his glasses on the table beside him.

     "Yes, Jeremy?" I asked him.

     "So, I know I said this was a date, but I've changed my mind. This is now an advice session, spill." He said to me with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and laughed at him.

     "Spill what?"

     "THE HOT TEA!" He screamed at me. I laughed and almost choked on my drink.

     "Hm, okay. What flavour tea do you want?" I asked him as I pressed the bottle to my lips.

     "Wyatt Oleff."

     This time I did choke. I coughed up beer on the table and my dress, Jeremy laughed wildly and whipped out his phone, quickly sending a picture to the group chat. I flipped him off and he took another picture.

     "Seriously though, what's up with you and Oleff?" He asked me as the laughter died down. I shrugged and chewed on the inside of my lip; it's a nervous habit.

     "I don't know... I mean, I like him, I think?" I confessed to Jeremy whilst blushing wildly. He dramatically (and sarcastically, I may add) gasped and threw his hands over his heart.

     "No fucking shit, Sherlock. The question is: What are you going to do about it?" He asked me. I opened my mouth to speak but found that no words were coming out. Jeremy had done something that not a lot of people are able to do: He made me speechless; he made me think.

     "I don't know."

     "You're lucky, y/n. I do." He said to me with a slight smile. Jeremy stuck his hand out and I placed mine in his. He squeezed my hand lightly and put his glasses back on.

     "You need to do what is best, y/n. I want you happy, all of us do. What you're going to do is talk to Wyatt and you'll confess your feelings and kiss and live happily ever after an-"

     "Jeremy, slow down!" I laughed at him. He held up a finger.

     "I wasn't done. Aaaaand, you'll have a bunch of little noodle-headed kids." He finished, causing me to laugh. I nodded, taking in his advice, and shot a text to Wyatt.

Wyatt❤️😋

Y/N
SOS, Jeremy is planning our future together

Wyatt❤️😋
Oh god, Details!!!

Y/N
Married, kids with noodle hair

Wyatt❤️😋
How many???

Y/N
idk, let me ask
TOO MANY
I'm naming all of them after Shake it 
Up characters

Wyatt❤️
😋Wow, suddenly no longer in love with you

Y/N
You were in love with me???

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