A Whack on Titan! Vol. 1 (Attack On Titan Parody x M!/F! Reader)

Chapter 1, The Fall on Humanity

You were in your room during the summer of college, and had the time of your life of watching anime and reading manga, you then decide to go out for a walk outside and stroll around the park, you then notice a lady gazing at you with her eyes, sitting at the park.

Y/N: Hey I noticed that you've been glaring at me, do you need help with something?..

Lady: Yes... I actually need help with something, can you come closer?...

Y/N thoughts: I hope it isn't what I think she's going to do....

You get closer to the lady, as she smiled, and pulled out something out of her purse, which she starts shoving in your mouth weirdly.... Oh gawd, that's... I mean wow...

Oh... Um wow.... That's just... We'll be right back after this commercial! Yeah.... Shove that banana in (Y/N)'s mouth.... That's so hot.... Mor-OH SHIT THIS IS STILL ON?! SOMEONE PUT IN THE COMMERCIAL NOW, GODDAMMIT!

- A Break Later -

-In your room-

You thought about what had just happened in the park, and was in the corner of the room

Y/N: She didn't have to shove that ol' big banana in my mouth... all my 3 years of training of 10km runs, 100 push ups, sit ups, and squats for..... A pretty tasty banana... and she was about to-

-You were interrupted and fell into a black hole and land into a grassland with some big ass trees-

Y/N: Dayum! Those are some god damn big ass trees!

Something huge starts running your way, and was naked.

Y/N: That guy... He's running like Naruto!!! I know that running form from anywhere! and he has the Naruto hair as well!

Titans can't run lik- Wait, What the hell, why the hell is the titan running with his hands behind his back?...

Y/N: Hes also smiling, like the anime from sponge bob! Always so glee and innocent, I mean look at that face!

This is such a coincidence, and why are you breaking the fourth wall?! I mean we are already half way though this, and you're already breaking the wall!

Y/N: Says the one that sexually assaulted me with a banana..

Fair point.... You win this round... You win this round Y/N....

The titan runs up to you and tries to catch you, but you managed to dodge the attack of the titan, you then give a normal punch, blowing the titan into a bloody mess.

Y/N: Blood? Aw man, this is like exactly how you get a STD.

Y/N: Wait a minute.... that punch...... and that giant human.... I just killed him in a second.... This means that..... I'm such a bad-ass!!!

After several hours of finding your signature move, you made your self even more bad-ass and epic move from the technique you had practiced.

Y/N: I'll name it.... Fisting Anarch Pain!!! Or .... F.A.P?.... Oh Gawd.... Uh... Let me think of another move for a name...

You finally managed to find another signature move before naming it, you decide to think carefully about it.

Y/N: I think I'll name it.. (Signature Move Name) Yeah... Yeah! That totally sounds goddamn epic!

Multiple titans come charging at you, as they were alerted from the giant sound your punch made.

Titan 1: Imma eat you so good that you're going to moan!

You stare blankly at the titan who said the pun and blinked your eyes, showing a poker face expression.

You then immediately punched the titan's head off as he made the joke.

Y/N: That was just... Wow.... It's already the first chapter, and we're already in the sexual innuendos huh?

Yup.

You looked at all the other titans, and you thought it was going to be a fun time to fight, and boy it was going to be a fun day...

(THE POWAH OF MOTHAFAWKING TIMESKIP)

You later walk away from the area that was once peaceful, as you were a bit disappointed and frustrated, since the titans were not strong, and your clothes got very dirty.

The grassland where you landed on was no longer peaceful, instead, blood was steaming, EVERYWHERE.

You look up as you continued walking forward to see a huge ass wall, and it was way taller than the big ass trees you encountered.

Y/N: That's one huge wall.... Wait... Walls... Titans.... Is this what world I think it is?!

You finally came to a conclusion that you were in another world, Shokugeki no Titan, you then squeal in excitement wondering what to do.

Y/N: Oh my gosh! I cant wait to meet the anime characters and see what they are actually like! I hope to talk to Levi.... Or Hanji!.... and probably beat the living daylights out of Annie Leohart.... I hate her guts and her nose..... but I'll see how this goes.

Y/N: But first... I should probably get new clothes.... These ones were my favorites too.... Aw man....

You were wearing a hoodie that said Oppai on the front, and leggings that had Kaneki's face from Tokyo Ghoul on it.

Y/N: I better just walk through the gates, rather than climbing it...

You walk to the gates, only to meet 4 drunken guards, and a blond haired guard that was more drunk than the rest.

Blonde Drunk guard: Eyyy, that won't give you any dates if you wear clothes covered in red, I mean, you won't get any dates, at all!

You then stared at the drunken guard and realized something, you then scream in your thoughts.

Y/N thoughts: GODDAMMIT HANNNNNNNEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!