A Whack on Titan! Vol. 1 (Attack On Titan Parody x M!/F! Reader)

Chapter 19, Shocking, Ain't it?

Captain!!! What are you doing with them!!!

You look down as the squad with guns jump up the wall and is ready to fire.

Kenny: Whoa! Whoa! Hold your fire!... I thought you guys were dead...

Leader: No Sir, we barely managed to escape... something pushed us.

Kenny looks at you as you look back with a smug grin.

Kenny:... 

Y/N: :]

Kenny:...

Y/N: :D

Kenny: ... Okay you guys... we're teaming up with them.... we got other issues to do, for the good.

Leader: Yes sir!

Y/N: Just as I thought, I thought I was going to have a team... At least Lewis is somewhere...

-Meanwhile-

Lewis: There has to be something interesting... Please...

A soldier kicks the door to your office.

Soldier: Hey! We got an emergency going on! We might need your help!

Lewis: Thank god!...

Soldier: Sir?

Lewis: I don't want to do this paperwork....

Soldier: It can't be that bad.... I mean it beats fighting the titans.

Lewis: No, no it doesn't, I think dying by the titans is better than dying by reading 100 pages of reports.

Soldier: Well... (Y/N) is going to need you, squads are being assembled.

Lewis:... My captain only has one person... and that's me....

Soldier:... I'm just going to go get my gear and meet up with my squad.

Lewis: I'm going to do that too.

- Back at the wall - 

You look at the titan as Historia comes out with her 3DMG gear.

Jean: Wait... You- You can't be here!

Levi: ... Didn't I tell you to keep safe? 

Historia: Hey, I mean you did tell me I could choose right?...

Levi: Second time I walked into something... God damn it.

Y/N: Hey... What's happening down there?

Lewis: They're evacuating the rest of the people to safety... although I doubt that they are listening.

Y/N: Oh Lewis!... You made-

Lewis: One more word... I swear....

Y/N: Oh... Uh... Okay... You good?...

Lewis: After reading those reports?...

Y/N: You know I didn't tell you to read those....

Lewis:... Why do you have them?...

Hanji, Levi, and Y/n: The commander.

Lewis: What?!

Levi: The commander usually just dumps it on us... He goes around to get some ice cream....

Hanji: Yeah.... There is a lot he gives us... Maybe a bit too much... It's enjoyable.

You and Levi stare at Hanji for a bit before realizing what she mean't.