A Whack on Titan! Vol. 1 (Attack On Titan Parody x M!/F! Reader)

Chapter 7, The Rising

-Eren's POV-

In my thoughts: I have been here for over a week.... I wonder if anyone is thinking about me.

-At the commotion of people-

Person 1: We have a common boy that can turn into a titan and help us!

Person 2: That's just the Bees Nees, there is no way.

Person 3: Holy crap, there is serious browns on the loose.

Person 4: He's our savior!

Person 5: He'd be more useful if he was a strap on banana.

What the Fuck.

Person 5: What? I need my desires.

Okay...

Person 6: Can we praise him instead of the walls? Or do we have to do that after our daily praising.

-Meanwhile on the walls, Pixis and Erwin were having a conversation.-

Erwin: I finally found you! Where in the name of the walls are you doing?

Pixis: Drinking, and getting lost since I can't find the stairs.

Erwin: You do know the stairs are right over there, right?

Erwin points to the other side of the wall, showing where the stairs were at.

Pixis: Fuckkkkkkk I don't want walk over there.

Erwin: You have a wagon and rails near you, I'm pretty sure you can use those.

Pixis: Why are these things conveniently placed when you talked about them? I'm pretty sure that that wasn't there before.

Erwin: The author just placed it there.

Those Railroads are there for no apparent reason, they were only there for cannons. Where were the Carts and wagons on them?!

Erwin: We were going to make some... but the budget went into something else...

Like what?!

Erwin: The cannons.

Oh... I can see now, but aren't the carts easy to make?

Erwin: We need the materials for the efficient war against titans. 

I know but, a tired, fatigue person might not be much use if there is no transportation.

Erwin: True. I might need to think of another alternative.

Why don't you make planes?! Oh crap. Forget I said that.

Erwin: But those are made later on in the 1900s we are in the year 843! Oh crap.

Yeah that's tru-Wait.... How the hell did you know about that?!

Erwin: Umm..... 

Did you time travel?!

Erwin: Probably.

What ever... Just continue on and you might want to catch up with Pixis, since he's starting to walk away.

Erwin: Oh crap.

Erwin catches up with Pixis who was walking away.

Erwin: Wait!! I need help from you with something!

Pixis: What of it?

Erwin: The Military Police wants to dispose of Eren, a tribunal has been decided for which one of us gets to have him. Zackly, the Supreme Commander will be the judge.