A Whack on Titan! Vol. 1 (Attack On Titan Parody x M!/F! Reader)

Chapter 13, When Life Hits You Hard

You were raised up on some swing, but before you went on, some medic just wrapped your arms in bandages... What a horrible medic.

Y/N: I never knew that we had these.

Eren: Well, they were a new design made from Erwin.

Y/N: When?...

Eren: Well... Not really new.... I'd say 2 years ago...

-2 Years ago-

Erwin is at the meeting room with Levi and Hanji.

Erwin: We should make some swings to get people over the wall!

Hanji: You sure that's a good idea?

Erwin: Well..... It's better than being trapped by a building wall.

Levi:...

Hanji: True...

-Back to Reality-

Reiner comes up the swing with one arm.

Y/N: Reiner, how did that arm break?...

Reiner:.... It was during the collapse of a building... A titan some how jumped on me and bit my arm.

Y/N:.... I'm very surprised by that.

Eren: There are titans like that huh?... I just wanna murder them the worst way possible.

Y/N: Casual pleb.

Eren: What?

Y/N: Nuthin.

Hanji talks with Historia in which Hanji had a little conversation.

Hanji: Alright... For now everyone get to the Trost District and have some rest.

Eren: You okay Reiner, you don't look well...

Reiner: I'm fine.... I may have to talk with you a bit though. You got a moment?....

Y/N: Oh... This should be good... Wait... Since when did you talk this smart?...

Reiner: I never smoked weed.

Eren & Y/N: Wait... Then.... was that?

Reiner: Yes. It was lettuce.

Y/N: Okay. What.

Mikasa looks at us and stays as Reiner talks.

Reiner: Look.... Eren... Remember that even that took place 5 years ago?

Eren: You mean the attack on Wall Maria?

Reiner: Yes... We were the reason why the attack happened.

Eren: W-What?...

Bertholdt: No no... Reiner is just being Reiner.

Reiner: It's no use. Bertholdt... We were on a mission to clear all of mankind... Now there is no need for that.... Eren, if you want these walls to stay standing and not let anyone die. It's simple. Just come with us and it was insure the safety of the walls.

Eren thinks about what was happening yesterday then comes back to reality.

Eren: You're just tired?... Right Reiner?.... That no sleeping thing must have gotten you.... Right Bertholdt?

Bertholdt: Yeah.... It's just your mind Reiner! You were never like this!

Reiner: You're.... Right... I can barely know what I'm saying right now... I was surrounded by idiots.... People died.... Why the hell does it have to be like this?! I can't even tell the difference between what's wrong and right!.... Shit... This is no time now...