A Whack on Titan! Vol. 1 (Attack On Titan Parody x M!/F! Reader)

Chapter 10.5, Celebratory Aftermath...?

"Holy Crap. We actually did it." Gunther said as he was at the table.

Petra: Well, Sure. We managed to do it. Somehow...

Levi: Again. (Y/N) was actually the only person there.

Y/N: It was just only personal business. Nothing much.

Levi: Speaking of which what drinks are we having?

Y/N: I said the drinks would be on me, and I said it, who wants a mixed drink?

Eld: How powerful is it?

Y/N: More powerful than Hanji's Experiments that's for sure.

Eld: Damn! Than I'll take one!

Gunther: Me too!

Oluo: Me Three.

Levi: I'll just have some Whiskey.

Petra: I'll take some Grape wine.

Eren: What?..

Y/N: Eren, How bout I make you a smoothie?

Everyone: What's that?

Y/N: Man. I forgot we are in the old ages. Smoothies are awesome! It's thick and creamy with fruit, and it's like milkshakes!

Everyone:... What is a milkshake?!

Y/N: You all curious about these things?

Everyone: Yes!

Y/N: How bout I'll make some smoothies for you? We got tons of flavors to Mix from, like Strawberry banana, Honeydew Almond and more!

Everyone tries to mix up some smoothies, at the same time, you got some ingredients as you made it, you were quite confused about how they had ice, but you were still able to make them anyways. Afterwards, alcohol was served, you were usually the one cleaning up the place as everyone was passing out on the tables.

Petra: Hey... Eren~

Eren: Wha-What?...

Petra: Didn't I'd ever say something I was gonna do it with you?~....

Eren: Wha-What are you talking about Ahahah....

You look over as Petra grabbed a hand of Erens and thought to yourself.

Y/N thoughts: Oh Man. Mikasa is going to be super pissed....

The two goes upstairs into Petras room, where you can hear what is happening, while everyone passed out from drinking.

Y/N: Oh gosh. I need to put them into their beds too huh?...

You carry the 4 men back into their beds, letting them rest, and sleep, you then walked back downstairs to continue cleaning up the place.

You then heard a knock at the front door, you open up the front door to only see Commander Erwin, Hanji Zoe, and Miche.

Erwin: Have you seen Levi?... We need to discuss about some matters..

Y/N: He just drank a bit, and passed out in his bed...  Although I can relay the message to him if you like. Or send him a message.

Erwin: No. its Okay... What happened to the rest of the squad? And why can you hear some racket up there?

Y/N: Ah haha.. .Yeah... There's just some people that just want to have some fun...

Miche & Hanji: Oh.

Erwin: Welp. I guess that's it then. No wait. We three actually would like to talk to you.

Y/N: Well, sure, come on in, if you need me to make you something to drink ask me about it.

Erwin: Well... Can you make a Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake?!

Y/N: Shhhh.... I can make you that, do you others need anything?

Hanji: Erm.... I'll take a Cappuccino!

Miche: No Thanks.. I don't want to waste your energy... especially since you smell like your tired.

Y/N: Alright.... Then Miche wants a Chocolate Milkshake.

Miche: I don't.... Wait... How do you know that that was my favorite drink?

Y/N: I worked at Starbucks, as a bartender and a taste drinker, I can tell what they want by looking at someone's face.

Miche: Dang.. You might have a more better talent than me.

Y/N: Miche. Thanks.

The three walk in near the bar, as you stirred up and made the drinks less than 4 minutes.

Erwin tastes his drink: Oh, by the walls! how is this so good?!

Y/N: Erwin: You did say there was something you needed to talk with me?

Erwin: Oh Yes... About the Female Titan... Annie....

Y/N: Yes?

Erwin: Do you think something is going to happen?

Y/N: I believe something is going to happen.

Erwin: What do you mean?..

Y/N: It won't be a matter of time before she is going to go on a rampage again.

Erwin: Do you suspect any other spies?

Y/N: For now, Yes... But I'm not really sure if they are... I can't remember their names....

Erwin: Ah got it... and thanks for the drinks!

Y/N: No problem.

Erwin: Also don't forget the breakfast tomorrow! Its annual french toast day!

Y/N: Thanks!

They leave and close the front gates, you then went to your room, and fell asleep, waiting for the next day to come...

(To be later on Continued.)