Accidental Love

9/16/16

12:34 p.m
[Mani🐻]: guys i think i'm pregnant

[Ally🙏]: WHAT

[Dinah🍑]: 👀

[Mila💕]: why do you think this mani

[Mani🐻]: my lady time is late by like a week

[Lauren💚]: laughed at "lady time"

[Dinah🍑]: mine is late by a week like every time i'm supposed to get it

[Mani🐻]: i still think i'm pregnant

[Lauren💚]: have you had any unprotected sex recently

[Mani🐻]: EW no

[Mani🐻]: that would require a dick🤢

[Ally🙏]: yes, that's how it typically works

[Lauren💚]: mani is my mood

[Mila💕]: you have a boyfriend

[Mani🐻]: a b o y f r i e n d?

[Mani🐻]: you are in a romantic relationship with someone and you NEGLECTED to tell me???

[Lauren💚]: you and dinah kept it a secret

[Dinah🍑]: HA

[Mani🐻]: bitch please we did everything but keep it a secret

[Lauren💚]: i know i just needed a quick excuse

[Mani🐻]: more on your friend boy later

[Mani🐻]: i'm still pregnant

[Dinah🍑]: you're not

[Mani🐻]: yes i am

[Dinah🍑]: no you're not

[Mani🐻]: yes i am

[Dinah🍑]: not

[Mani🐻]: am

[Dinah🍑]: not

[Mani🐻]: am

[Dinah🍑]: not

[Mani🐻]: am

[Dinah🍑]: am

[Mani🐻]: not

[Dinah🍑]: HA GOTCHU

[Mani🐻]: DAMNIT

[Lauren💚]: are you children done yet

[Dinah🍑]: yes

[Dinah🍑]: i need to go back to class

[Mani🐻]: where have you been for the last ten minutes

[Dinah🍑]: the bathroom, i had to pee but then my phone started getting texts and i had to reply

[Mani🐻]: toilet texter

[Lauren💚]: she's gonna get killed when she comes back

[Mila💕]: our english teacher hates her and it's great

[Mani🐻]: dinah can you not die please

[Dinah🍑]: i'll try my hardest just for you princess

[Lauren💚]: omfg so cute

[Mani🐻]: tank you❤️

3:15 p.m
[Mani🐻]: I'M NOT PREGNANT

[Mani🐻]: the crimson tide has arrived to my uterus

[Ally🙏]: wow it's almost like we  t o l d  you that you weren't pregnant

[Mani🐻]: you know what alice

[Mani🐻]: i did not wake up this morning to be sassed by a third grader

[Mani🐻]: so you need to check yourself

[Dinah🍑]: yes get her

[Ally🙏]: well i didn't wake up this morning to be harassed by a walrus but i guess we both are being surprised today

[Mani🐻]: what do walruses look like

[Dinah🍑]:

[Mila💕]: SKKSKWNW

[Lauren💚]: ally you dug deep for that one

[Ally🙏]: 😊

[Mani🐻]: i just almost dropped my phone in the toilet

[Mila💕]: tOiLeT tExTeR

[Lauren💚]: yeah don't text us when you're going to the bathroom that's NASTY

[Mani🐻]: I WASN'T USING THE BATHROOM, I WAS SHOVING A TAMPON UP MY VAGINA SO I DON'T BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE

[Dinah🍑]: yeah jesus lauren everyone knows she's doing that

a/n: hey-lo my midterms are finally over and i only failed one (i got a 54% on my physics one🙃) so now it's 9:39 and i'm going home early because i finished all my work👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼