a/n: i'm adding emojis to their names because it's easier to tell them apart when i write bc my eyes blur things together
[Mani🐻]:i've made a decision guys
[Lauren💚]: you're finally gonna remember we exist???? and that we aren't just trash bags associated with dinah, who is an actual garbage can??????
[Dinah🍑]: hurt
[Mani🐻]: in that case lauren
[Mani🐻]: byE
[Dinah🍑]: nO COME BACK
[Dinah🍑]: lauren your a bitch
[Lauren💚]: *you're
[Mila✌️]: 🔥
[Ally🙏]: i despise every single one of you
[Mani🐻]: ANYWAY
[Mani🐻]: i'm dropping out of high school
[Ally🙏]: what're you gonna do with your life
[Mani🐻]: i'm gonna be a stripper
[Mani🐻]: or maybe a prostitute
[Mani🐻]: they get paid more than i will if i actually continue on with high school
[Mani🐻]: i'll end up working at target or some lame ass grocery store anyway
[Lauren💚]: i am DOWN
[Lauren💚]: can i come???
[Mani🐻]: of course girl
[Lauren💚]: YES BITCH
[Lauren💚]: WE NEED STRIPPER NAMES
[Mani🐻]: SHIT YOURE RIGHT
[Lauren💚]: I WANT MINE TO BE CASHMERE
[Ally🙏]: that's oddly specific
[Lauren💚]: shut up gnome
[Mani🐻]: I'LL BE MERCEDES
[Lauren💚]: PERFECTTTT OMG
[Mani🐻]: yes girl we have our life planned o u t
[Dinah🍑]: what about me
[Mani🐻]: sorry you didn't join fast enough
[Lauren💚]: LoSeR
[Dinah🍑]: whatever bitch i don't need you
[Mani🐻]: dinah yesterday i had to explain to you why you shouldn't leave a candle burning while you aren't home
[Mani🐻]: you may need me
[Mila✌️]: that's cute
[Mila✌️]: i ship
[Mani🐻]: yeah well it won't be cute when dinah burns her god damn house down
[Ally🙏]: 😒
[Mani🐻]: *gosh darn heckin house down
[Ally🙏]: thank you
[Dinah🍑]: i'm sORRY things like that slip your mind when you're watching 9 million little kids
[Ally🙏]: you were watching c h i l d r e n when you asked this???
[Dinah🍑]: duh when am i not
[Mila✌️]: i'm calling child protective services
[Dinah🍑]: i have them on speed dial
[Dinah🍑]: do you know how many times i've tried to get rid of these fuckers?
[Dinah🍑]: it
[Dinah🍑]: never
[Dinah🍑]: works
[Mani🐻]: dinah you shouldn't be trusted around children
[Dinah 🍑]: ummm i took a babysitting course in 6th grade so i am a certified babysitter
[Ally🙏]: all they taught us was what to do if the kid chokes and how to use a fire extinguisher
[Dinah🍑]: that's all i need to know groundhog
[Ally🙏]: i did nothing to you dinah
[Ally🙏]: nothing
[Dinah🍑]: you're short and that's enough
[Ally🙏]: whatever being short has its perks
[Mani🐻]: personally i'd like to be ally's height
[Mani🐻]: i could look at boobs more directly
[Mila✌️]: you're so gay
[Mani🐻]: damn straight
[Dinah🍑]: damn gay
[Lauren💚]: damn bi
[Mila✌️]: damn lesbian
[Ally🙏]: i'm
[Ally🙏]: so
[Ally🙏]: tired
[Ally🙏]: of
[Ally🙏]: y'all
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