So this is for ranting about me

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: *falls through the ceiling*
Dipper:What the hell!
Me: Hi how you doing my names Rosiemoo888 but call me Rosiemoo
Dipper: um ok why are you here
Me: because your gonna be in a ... can someone plz give me a drum roll... no ok nvm your gonna be in an ask or dare
Bill: DID SOMEONE SAY A FUCKING ASK OR DARE
Me: I did
Bill: DIPSTICK DID YOU KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Dipper: ........ no and STOP SHOUTING
Bill: Ok fine 😒
Dipper: don't give me that look * kisses check*
Me: Anyways cause I have no asks or dares from anyone yet ima give you one but we need will and rev dip too
Bill: Ok give me a sec WILL DIPSHIT there they should be here any second now
Will: w w what is it b b b bill
Rev dip: Yh I was having a nap you crappy demon
Will: w w who's that
Me: hi my names Rosiemoo and your in an ask and dare
Rev dip: seriously it couldn't have waited 1 more hour
Me: nope
Dipper: ok what's our dare
Me:*thinks hard about what to dare them* I dare a gender bend
Bill: .............................
Dipper: oh no here he goes
Bill: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE OR I WILL KILL U BITCH
Me: Will would u like to do the honours
Will: um o o o ok *clicks fingers*
Bill:WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I WEARING A FUCKING DRESS WILL WHY
Will: S s she told m m me to
Bill: NOW I REALLY WILL KILL YOU
Me: *laughing histerically* OMG your voice sounds so funny as a girl
Dipper: ..................run
Me: why*looks at bill* oh shit WHY BILL WHY
Dipper Will Revdip: wtf

*after what seemed like an hour of running around the mystery shack*
Me: I surrender
Bill You should
Revdip: Well he won't need his daily walk this afternoon so that's something
Bill:*gives Revdip death stare*i will kill u
Me: ok let's leave this here bill do u wanna end this
Bill: REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYE GOLD BYE
Me: well there you have it. This is my first story ever and I hope people enjoy it and recommend to others Don't forget to comment any asks or dares thank you so much