Me: *is sitting alone on bed reading hentai or some shit*
Pheonixshadowsong: *appears out of no where and starts poking me* hey rosie hey rosie hey rosie
Me: wut
Pheonixshadowsong: do my dare
Me: kk fine *calls mabel*
Mabel: *appearing out of again no where* ya called rosiemoo
Me: i need u to make like 5 gallins of ur specal mabel juice now
Mabel: whats in it for me
Me: u get to film dipper drink it all
Mabel: *already with camera* im ready5 mins later....... Literally
Me: HEY GUYS
like everyone: wut
Me: I HAVE A FRIEND AND A DARE
everyone: yay (insert sarcastic voice)
Me: kk guys this is pheonixshadowsong and he wants a hug from everyone and is also responsible for this fabalus dare
Pheonixshadowsong: hi guys
Everyone: hi
Bill: HI HOW R U IM A DEMON WANNA BE FRIENDS
Me: oh shut up bill
Bill: ok sorry
Me: thx anywayyyyyyy everyone hug this person *points at pheonixshadowsong *
Everyone: *is tacking turns hugging human bean
Me: ok anyway MABEL
Mabel: yes ma'm
Me: the juice
Mabel:ok
Me: aaaaand the lucky person drinking 5 gallo s of mabel juice issssss............. DIPPER
Dip: oh hell nah
Mabel: oh yes u r i made this
Dip: why meeee
Pheonixshadowsong : cause i said so
Dip: ok fine
Mabel: *with camera recording dipper* ha
Dip: *drinks 1 gallon and gags*
Me: whatever u do dont throw up
Dip : *manages another gallon*
Mabel: 3 more to go dippin' sauce
Dipper: *is nearly sick but manages another* bleh
Me: 2 more
Dip: *chugs last 2 as if theres no tomorrow
Me: clap clap clap clap
Mabel: woo hoo i knew u could do it dipper
Dip: *throws up in sink* well at least its over and done with
Me: well ig while u recover i shall end this chapter with mabel
Mabel: happily............ THANK U FO READING AND SEND IN THOSE ASKS OR DARES MA PEEPS DONT FORGET....... UM...... I LUV U
Me: well thats that bye and thx to pheonixshadowsong for this fabalus dare and goodbyeTill we meet again
YOU ARE READING
So this is for ranting about me
Teen FictionYe this was an ask or dare but now this is a rant place for me