So this is for ranting about me

Bendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me: *reads dare* omg YASSSSSSSSSSS
Dip: wut
Me:THIS DARE IS FABALUS OMG FUCKING SHITU YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bill: is she ok
Dip: idk something about an awesome dare
Me: I SAID FABALUS
Dip: ye what she said
Bill: whats so 'fabalus' about this dare
Me: ITS BASED ON ONE OF MA FAVE VIDEO GAMES
Dip: im not good at video games
Bill: i am whats the game called
Me: *grabs a laptop from sonewhere and it slams it onto the desk finding bendy and the ink machine on steam and shows them *
Dip:oh i think i have heard if that game
Bill: *reads title* so its a bendy thing and am ink machine
Me: no bendy is an ink demon and the video is based on a big alternate universe made by a fucking ink machine *quickly closes le curtains and grabs popcorn* now play ima watch chu and maybe help every now and then
Dip: ok ig lets play

Chapter 1
Me: ok so u use these keys to move and ye thats it
Bill: *has a dipper in his lap cause cuteness and starts playing* ok sooooo i have to find an ink machine
Me: ye but not just an ordinary ink machine ITS THE IN......
Bill: *covers mouth* ye i get it now sit and eat ur popcorn
Me: k............ Dad *smirks*
Bill: stfu bitch
Me: ok ok
Bill: * finds the ink machine * ok now what do i do
Me: i cant help u told me to sit and eat *smiles innocently*
Bill: srsly i give u permission to help me
Me: *is already there* ok so u need to find another room that has pedastools in it and then u find boris ma bish and u have to find items that match the pictures by the pedastools  k ok bye *sits down again with another box of popcorn*
Dip: *takes control for a bit* ok so i found the pedastool room and ig boris is in the other room *walks out to go to other room * AGHHHH
Bill: oh shit tf
Me: that's what bendy looks like when he is happy and not trying to turn u into an ink demon or worse kill u
Bill: ok anyway we found boris
Me: good very good

Chapter 2
Me: well done u made it to the satanic star place now time to find ma bff sammy
Dip: who's sammy
Me: my bff lol ok PLAY
Dip: ok *moves down with awesome axe lol and finds the music room. Does some shit and we get to tge music room ink monster scene*
Bill: oh shit oh shit get them they r coming oh god
Dip: im trying im trying *kills le demons*
Me: *is eating what my 3rd tub of ice cream now i mean i ate all le popcorn i had 5 boxes of those* ok now u need to go that way *points to were sammy will knock u unconssious*
Dip: oh ok *goes there and jumps when gets knocked out*
Bill: oh shit who was that
Me: HAHAHA SAMMY HAS COME FOR HIS LITTLE SHEEP
Bill: wut
Me: *smiles evily *
Dip: oh we woke up
Sammy: sheep sheep sheep its time for sleep
Bill: wtf do i look like a sheep
Sammy :*dies by bendy*
Dip: oh gid we gotta run shit
Bill: *gets to bendy*
Me: HOLD UP WAIT A SEC *goes to the jumpscare but backwards and whispers *do u hear that

Bill:wtf
Me: ok u can go back now *they get jumpscared and find boris* BORIS
Dip:who's Boris
Me: my best friend ever
Bill: hey what about me and pinetree
Me: ye u guys r also there

Chapter 3

Me: ok so u need to make Boris ma boil spoup
Dip: what's spoup
Me:soup
Dip:oh ok
Me:ok so once u do that u can follow Boris and never come back here yay
Bill: but won't bendy get us
Me: maybe, maybe not u don't know bendys ways
Dip: OK
Skip some bits and we get to the Alice jumpscare behind the glass
Me: and brace yourselves
Dip:wait why *gets jumpscare and falls off bills lap*
Bill: PINETREE
Me:I did say brace yourself
Skip some more bits until we get to the end elevator bit
Dip: oh god she's gonna kill us isn't she
Me:no
Drops to floor and we see Boris get taken away
Me: BORISSSSSSS
Bill:over dramatic much
Me: never now ONTO CHAPTER 4
After I had a nap CHAPTER 4

Me: OK I am ready to play again wooooo
Bill: finally that was like an hour long nap srsly
Me:I'm sorry jayzus dorito
Bill: HEY
Me: OK I'm sorry can we play again
Dip:yes we can OK so Boris is gone so r we gonna like try finding him
Me:ye ig
Dip:OK let's go
Me: YAY
Bill: u really r like a child
Me: hey *whispers in his ear* I will fucking stab u dorito
Bill: ok I promise I won't do anything bad
Me: good now PLAY THE GOD DAMNED GAME
Dip: ok let's play
Me:good MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A little while longer the kinda boss fight

Bill: SHIT WTF IS THAT
Me: a guy in a FUCKING MACHINE R U BLIND
Dip: clearly he is
Me:Ye NOW FOCUS ON KILLING IT U DICK
Bill: IM TRYING JAYZUS
Me: JAYZUS BITCH
Bill: *a few hours later he kills it*
Me: finally
Dip:Ye finally
Me: ye

Again after a while we get to borissssss trying to kill u

Dip: OMG WHY IS BORIS TRYING TO KILL USSSSSSS
Me: HES NOT THE REAL BORISSSSDSS
Bill: WUT
Me:SHUT UP BILL U DONT UNDERSTAND
Dip: YE

Kills Boris ma child

Dip:Boris
Me: *cries inside* ik fam ik
Bill: srsly wut
Alice dat bitch comes but then real Alicio and boriz boi come and saves our asses

Dip: BORIS IS ALIVE
Me: ik
Bill: omg explain I am so confused
Me: evil Alice and brainwashed Boris were actually not good and ye
Bill: wow ok

Final chapter.......... CHAPTER 5 BITCHES FINALLY

Ye I'm fucking lazy so watch jackspedicy play it instead

Bye...