Quick authors not if i start using u or r or idk and shit thats cause of texting and now thats a part of meh so deal with it byeeeeee
Me: *pocking rev dip* hey revy hey revy hey revy hey revy
Revdip: WHAT
ME: Oh shit sorry
Revdip: what do u want
Me: oh u have an ask
Revdip: ok
Me: its from @pheonixshadowsong
Revdip: and..... What is it
Me:oh u have to tell meh what ur biggest regret is
Revdip: ummmmmmm my biggest regret is being ur friend
Me: oh.......... I see how it is *fake cry but makes sure revdip thinks im actually crying* I'll just go over there to my real friends *points at dipper and bill yeet and they wave back at meh lol*
Revdip: wait hold up....... Since when did u and bill become friends i thought he hated u
Me: well we became friends *walks over to them*
Dip: wait so revy let me get this straight u regret being friends with rosiemoo
Revdip: um well i uhhhhhhh
Dip: *now hugging me and me real crying now cause i been hurt bish* thats just cruel revdip
Bill: ye dont be cruelA few days later......... Yeet
Me: *walks past revdip and ignores him*
Revdip: Rosiemoo im sorry
Me: Really
Revdip: ye
Me: well we never actually got to know what ur biggest regret was so......
Revdip:....... Well.... Um my biggest regret is pretty much destroying the world yesterday
Me: oh wow
Bill: I HELPED
Me: IDC ABOUT U RIGHT NOW BILL
Bill: kk ima just go annoy will then
Me: ok so i guess thats that and i can end the chapter
Bill: OH BEFORE I GO I WANNA HELP PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Me: yes ok fine do it
Bill: REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYE GOLD BYEEWEEEEE *dissapears*
Me: okAnother authers note pheonixshadowsong if u read this and it didnt notify u tjats cause my phone glitched me out when i was typing ur name oof anyway in the words of bill himself like 5 secs ago
BYE GOLD BYEEEEEEE........... Yeet
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So this is for ranting about me
Teen FictionYe this was an ask or dare but now this is a rant place for me