So this is for ranting about me

Le shameful kinks

Me:  OK PEOPLE ITS TAKEN LIKE A MILLENNIA BUT WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING
Bill: And why do i give a fuck
Me: Cause i get to hear yo secrets bish
Dip: wut
Me: We got an ask from dontcallmemeson
Bill: whats the ask then
Me: whats ya most shameful kink
Dip: OH GOD NO
MeOH GOD YES
Bill: really i thought it would be a bett.......
Me: NO THIS IS GOOD I HEAR LE SECRETS
Revdip: wtf
Me:TELL ME UR SHAMEFUL KINKS
Revdip: da fuq....... Is she high
Me: no ANYWAYS........ Who wants to go first
Will: *shyly puts hand up* c can i w w whisper it i in your e e ear
Me: sure will *lets will whisper in mah ear* omg...... Bleh.......... Srsly
Dip: well
Me: *looking scarred* oh hell nah i aint telling you
Dip: why
Me: you dont wanna know...... Trust me
Revdip: ok well ima go next
Me:................. Kk
Revdip: ok so my shameful kink is putting pound coins up my ass
Me, dip and bill: WTF R U OK
Revdip: this is why i dont tell people...... Only will nows
Will: *nods head*
Me:........... Ok next peeps plez
Dip: ok I'll go
Me: ok go on i really dont wanna hear anymore....... Why was i excited....... What has my life becomeeeeeee
Dip:...... Ok um anyway my shameful kink is rubbing a dorito with my um.... Dick and then eating it
Bill: oof sad is that what you think of me pinetree..... A dorite
Dip: ye pretty much
Me: omg im really scared now but bill its ur turn
Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............. Um ok my shameful kink is........... KINK SHAMEING AND ALL UR KINKS R DISGUSTANG
Me: oh that wasnt so bad..... Ig
Dip: hey what about you do you have a shameful kink
Me: you know actually i dont
Revdip: ye ok sure
Me: ok before i die can i plez end chapter
Dip: can i do it
Me: go ahead i dont care anymore who give a fucking shitty fuck do it
Dip:........ Ok um..... Ig bye people and see you next chapter and dont forget to leave asks or dares in the comments
Me: couldnt of said it better myself
Dip: thanks
Me: oh i want complimenting you i was just saying i couldnt. Bill could tho
Dip: wow thank i feel appreciated(insert sarcastic voice)
Me: oh your very welcome

Me:BYE BISHES