I gave up.... So here have a rant about myself

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by Rosiemoo888

by Rosiemoo888

Ok hi so as u know from the title

I GAVE UP

And I'm bored and need to rant about myself so here ya go people

So me and my mum go to the shops to buy my sister an inflatable unicorn balloon that I HAD to carry and I bought some of ma money with me cuz I'm rich (really not rich at all) and my mum goes " so rosie which shop do u want to go to". Ok backstory, so in February I bought it ya know clown scary. So anyway I finished it the other day and I said to myself ' wow well done took me a while but I did it.' Ok so it is a novel ye took me 7 months to read and I tell my mum " can we go to the book shop" I mean how dumb can I get.

So we go to the book shop and I look around and find in all its gloriousness (insert drum roll) GOOD OMENS which I know has recently been turned into a TV show so I say "mum I'm gonna get this book" my mums just like "k I don't care its your money " so I take out my amazing elephant purse and take out my money (totally lots of money ye loads) and I take my book and buy it.

So we get back home and I wanna read my book so I sit down open the book and the FIRST THING I SEE 'novel by Neil gaiman and terry praatchett' and I said to myself

FUCKING SHIT WHY DID I CURSE MYSELF NOW I HAVE TO READ ANOTHER NOVEL

So its 2 days later and I'm reading the book and enjoying it and my mum says "I might have to read that after u" and I said back "r u sure its a novel" and my mind was saying " FUCKING SHIT U DON'T LIKE NOVELS U WON'T LIKE THIS"

Now its today and I'm asking myself why..... Just why.........

Oh well just gonna read my book

Help

Ok baii I ranted hope u enjoyed my rant and I shall see u next time I need to rant probs about myself again

Ok srsly baii