So this is for ranting about me

Is It Masturbation Or Pincest

Me: Hello peoples how's it going
Bill: Fucking great thanks
Me: Jeez what's his problem
Dip: Hangover
Me: Why
Dip: I dunno
Me: Oh OK anyway...
Revdip: wut
Me: Oh good I needed you
Revdip: why
Me: for a question
Dip: OK what question
Me: OMFGWORK Asked that if you and Revdip were to have sex would it be classed as masturbation it's a simple yes or no answer NOW
Dip: um no?
Me: what about you Revdip?
Revdip: I would class it as Pincest (gags) disgusting
Dip: Yeah I kinda agree that would be Pincest
Me: I just wanna know why it's even a thing but I guess that's our answer thank you dipper plus Revdip
Revdip: thanks I feel appreciated(sarcasm)
Me: Oh your so very welcome(grins)
Dip: k ima go watch TV in ma room if ya need me shout...
Bill: PINE-TREE I NEED YOU
Dip: just call my name. I'M COMING BILL SHUTAP
ME:K then it's just you me and will what we gonna do... Revdip...will well then I guess nobody's gonna say goodbye with me
Revdip: (suddenly appears) see ya people. Don't forget to ask or dare yeah OK I'm done here see you next time... Goodbye
Me: OK well that was............ Something but I won't judge see ya next time kids

Thanks for reading I know its not long and it's taken a while to update and stuff but plz write asks or dares in the comments thank you for supporting and I'll publish soo............ See ya