BENCHWARMERS.

9. "INTERVENTION"

IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
"FREDX INTERVENTION"
mitch [mitchy🐭]
auston [matts™️]
freddie [fredx😇]

fredx😇
what the hell is this

mitchy🐭
its an i-n-t-e-r-v-e-n-
t-i-o-n

matts™️
cut the shit marner
we're jumping right
into this

first u call taryn cute then
when we try to hook u
two up u dip

mitchy🐭
ME I TRIED NOT U

matts™️
oh so thats why it didnt
work

mitchy🐭
look we just wanna know
whats going on in that
pretty lil ginger goalie head
of yours

fredx😇
you guys are terrible
at good cop bad cop

matts™️
hey you just answer
questions shutup

mitchy🐭
no dont shut up
answer questions

do u like taryn?

matts™️
do u want to date taryn?

fredx😇
idk i mean shes cute

yes

and funny, yes

but🤷🏼‍♀️

mitchy🐭
BUT WHAT

BUT NOTHING

fredx😇
its just kinda awkward i guess
under the circumstances

matts™️
do u wanna get to know
her?

fredx😇
yeah i guess

mitchy🐭
WELL THEN TEXT HER

fredx😇
not now, ill do it when
it feels right, ya know?

mitchy🐭
huh? no i really dont

matts™️
just flirt with her
in the gc

ur losing her to naz
so get her back

fredx😇
what if she doesnt "want me back"?

then what?

matts™️
apparently ur forgetting
that she said you're her favourite
snack

mitchy🐭
silly silly fredx

HEY I JUST REALIZED
SHES THE WILMA TO UR FRED

matts™️
NO FRED AND DAPHNE

mitchy🐭
OMIGOD

fredx😇
u guys are just

a bunch of fangirls