Equals ft. Logan Paul

Fourteen

Hmmm what can we do with this opportunnity. I daubt this will happen again any time soon, since there are literally ALWAYS people in this house. At least that's what Lydia told me.

I weigh the options in my head. I should actually go to the gym, be healthy and productive... Nah that's boring, let's have some fun.

I glide across the ground level on my socks. "What to do?, what to do?" On a devious tone.
Up to no good, this one...

Once in the kitchen I open a random cupboard, in it are several boxes of cereal. Yes! Cinnamon crunch, score! I take the box out and put a hand full of crunchies in my mouth.

Chewing the remaining bits I wander back into Logan's office to clean up my filming equipment. When my vlog camera is in my hand an idea comes to me. What if... I do a little exclusive tour of the house, discovering all of the 'secret' places. Hehe, that's what we call content!
The thing is that I'll only be able to upload it once the world knows that I'm going to be the third roommate. Oh well it's only a few days wait.

I turn the camera on and walk back to the main area. "So guys, I don't know if you've heard it already, but you can probably tell by the title of this video what's about to happen."

Walking towards the couch, "So do you recognize this house?" I smirk.

"Jep exactly this is the home of fellow youtuber Logan Paul. If you haven't heard yet, you must be wondering why I'm here. Well.... As you guys know Logan, Evan, Brendan and I are all really good friends. You can probably guess where this is going-" I interrupt myself by bursting into laughter, this is ridiculous 'Logan and I are really good friends.' sure...

I continue my monologue, "I'M MOVING IN!!" I scream with a faked enthusiasm.

"He's in Dubai right now for the meet and greet while I'm moving my stuff, so that's why you'll see this a week or so later. Anyway I was thinking, now that they've made the mistake of leaving me alone and unsupervised in their home... We should have some fun." I take my vlog up the stairs.

In Brendans room I borrow a tripod so I can make a little crazy dancing montage around the rooms for the vlog.

"Never took you for an 'Old spice' guy, Brendan." I giggle as I go past his products.

Brendan's room is really not that interesting, it's a bit messy and there's just a lot of camera equipment. Now the whole world knows that Brendan smells like 'old spice'.

Over to Evans (soon to be mine) room. "It's even more messy in here... yeez."

A mattress on the floor, game stuff and clothes ,making a path starting at his closet and ending at his bed. I hurriedly get out of there to go towards the last room up the other stairs by end of the hall, Logan's room. THIS is content!

He probably won't like me going into his room or through his stuff, but you know millions of views and stuff. Before I open the door I turn towards the camera, "We are now entering the bedroom of the one and only Logan Alexander Paul! He's probably gonna hate me for this, but we'll just see it as roommate research, it's basically science. Let's go...!" I open the door and see that it's not as messy as espected. The bed is unmade and there're a couple of clothes on the ground but that's about it.

"Okay let's see how comfy Logan's bed is." With a cheeky smile. I fall back onto the bed like a seastar and giggle to the camera, "Honestly guys, what am I doing?! ...It is comfy though."

My head falls back into the soft, feathery pillow. A wisk of manly shampoo flies off of it, damn. "Ok this is very comfy." I close my eyes, "I'm just gonna take a nap." I sigh.

I open my eyes and laugh, "No we need to go back to work." I roll on my side and reach towards the bedside table. "What secrets does Logan Paul's bedside table contain?" My fingers surround the handle and I proceed to open the drawer. As I open the top drawer my eyes meet the golden reflection of at least one hundred unopened Magnum condom wrappers.

Oh shit... I rush to close the drawer when I realize the camera is still rolling. My eyes meet the lens, I swallow. "Well now that we know that Logan is indeed NOT a virgin...or he is just extremely prepared." My initial reaction is to start laughing, hysterically.

"Logan Paul exposed, will be the title of this video." Giggling like a little child I make a title movement over my head. This is perfect!

"Sorry for invading your privacy Logan...but just think about the amount of views this is gonna get. You would've done the same."

A thought jumps into my head, "Perhaps we can find a buttplug or something in here? That'd be gold." It's then time for the second drawer to reveal it's secrets...

I open it and 'surprisingly' no buttplugs in sight. I take the camera and show the content of his bedside drawer: some tissues, a hairbrush, mints, a charger and a book.

As I turn the camera back on me I sigh, "Would've taken you for a buttplug kinda dude though..." A giggle escapes my mouth and I fall back onto the bed, laughing. Wow this is great.

"Now we know I am actually a ten year old child who can't keep it together at the sight of a condom." I shrug, "Oh well"

I go back to the living and take place on the grande white couch, putting the tripod facing me. I clap, "So basically the conclusion of this video is that..... My roommates are actually pretty boring and Logan has sex. Great video huh." I smile.

"Anywayyyy see you guys soon! Byeeeeeeeee" and I end the video.

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