Pixar Theory to the max. Enter a world with your favorite animated characters, but this time they might be a little different than you remember ;)
Action, comedy, and innuendo reign supreme in these delightful and shocking tales that you will find...
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All of my stories are seperate but they are part of the same series in a connected Dreamworks/Pixar Universe with a bigger story. This is the first one.
The night was dark, the type of dark that penetrates deep, the type of dark that consumes you, the type of dark that brings out desire.
The long day of training was finally over, Toothless let out an exasperated and sigh and said, "God, I love being rode by hiccup". Little did the other dragons know, Hiccup rode Toothless in more ways than one.
However, unbeknownst to Hiccup, he was not Toothless' only rider. Gobber had also been taking a turn on the great beast, and he wanted Toothless all to himself.
The door to Toothless' stable exploded open and when the dust cleared, Gobber stood in the doorway, silhouetted by moonlight. "I am here for you, my sweet," he grumbled in a low voice. He proceeded to shamble towards Hiccup on his large barefeet.
"Hiccup my boy," Gobber grunted with the scent of alcohol on his breath, "I'm afraid it's time for you to scurry out of here."
"What are you talking about, Gobber," Hiccup said with a twinkle in his eye, "There is enough room for both of us to take a ride." Hiccup lifted his slender trembling arms, beckoning to Gobber, inviting him to reach his embrace.
Gobber lumbered forward and took hiccup in his meaty, sweaty arms. "Make me feel young again," Gobber whimpered towards Toothless. The dark dragon let out a confirmatory purr, and invited Gobber and Hiccup to climb aboard.
Hiccup hopped onto the mighty beast. He felt its large muscles shifting between his slender thighs, making him feel very safe and secure. Hiccup held out his hand to Gobber. "Come join me," he offered gingerly.
"Shall we take off? It will be an experience you will never forget," he winked. Hiccup took Gobber's hand and helped hoist him atop of the dragon. Toothless let out another purr as Gobber straddled him.
As the dragon soared into the air, Hiccup's nostrils were assaulted with many smells; the alcohol on Gobber's breath, the contrasting clean outdoor air, and there was one more pungent smell that Hiccup couldn't place. As Hiccup looked around to try to figure out what the smell was, Goober was busy shifting uncomfortably behind him in his seat.
"Hiccup," Gobber murmured sheepishly, "I'm afraid I've made quite a mess." Hiccup turned around, staring deeply into Gobber's eyes.
"Don't worry," Hiccup softly whispered, "I can clean that up for you." Hiccup produced 6 bottles of Lysol™ All Purpose Cleaner, and a goatskin rag. Hiccup's torso spun 180° so he was facing Gobber and his embarassing oopsie. Hiccup gazed into Gobber's thicc face and blue eyes as he sprayed and scrubbed away at the mess on the saddle. Hiccup let out small grunts and moans as he rubbed and scrubbed, all the while looking deeply into Gobber's eyes. He continued to scrub long after Toothless' back had been cleaned, he rubbed and rubbed until he was overcome with exhaustion. He then collapsed into Gobber's waiting arms.
Gobber didn't really know how to respond, he was sure he wanted this, he wanted this more than anything in the entire world, but he still was unsure of himself. This was the most vulnerable he had been with another person. He was overcome with a slew of emotions ranging from anxiety to excitement, from fear to joy. His mind was racing as he held Hiccup in his arms.
Finally, Gobber knew what he wanted to do. He just didn't know if he had the strength to do it. But in the end, Gobber's insatiable lust overcame his level head.
Gobber grabbed Hiccup by the seat of his pants and pulled his sleeping body closer. Gobber's hot breath ran down Hiccup's neck as he moved in closer. Hovering inches above Hiccup's lips, Gobber's eyes moved up and down the specimen, completely enthralled.
Gobber grabbed Hiccup by the seat of his pants and pulled his sleeping body closer. Gobber's hot breath ran down Hiccup's neck as he moved in closer. Hovering inches above Hiccup's lips, Gobber's eyes moved up and down the specimen, completely enthralled.
With one swift movement, Gobber consumed Hiccup, eating him up in one large bite.
"Now we have some alone time," Gobber grumbled to Toothless, "and my hunger is not yet satiated." Gobber reached behind him and accessed the "under-tail" compartment of Toothless. The beast let out a triumphant roar.
The End
The Story Continues in 'Mile High Club'
Author's Note
I'm not going to do this for every story, but I feel as if I should explain myself. Last year I was enrolled in AP United States history with some friends. The class was fun, but the teacher was pretty lax about what we were doing during his lecture. Being high schoolers, we decided to spend our time writing smut fanfiction on the school provided laptops for some laughs.
We didn't want the file to be noticed, so we decided to name it something inconspicuous. Thus the name 'Math Homework.'
At the time of me writing this note, eight 'Lessons' have been written. The first four (only three of which I will publish due to the second one not being suitable for the internet) were written as a collective on a shared Google Doc. The next four I, and all after that, I wrote on my own.
The story, I humbly admit, increases in quality as the lessons progress, but you have to start somewhere.
This is the start.
I fully expect to write a real story someday, but I am still proud of this one. I chose to publish it online as I believe others can enjoy reading these stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.
