Zalgo!!!

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A/N: Zalgo...Are you serious?!!

Zalgo was in a hit-and-run situation.

He robbed a bank and now poor Shiho and Jun got along the ride.

Shiho: ZALGO! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!

Zalgo: Shut the fuck up!!!

Jun: You robbed an bank and now you got cops on your tail!

Cops: STAHP(STOP) RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Zalgo: Haha! They won't catch up to us!

Shiho: Why did you even robbed an bank?!

Zalgo:....... Because I'm an little short on money....

Shiho and Jun: 😑😑😑

Zalgo: Hey! Sylvia's mother is a money-whore!

One or the cops pulls out an demonic rocket launcher.

Cop: Taste the rainbow motherfuckers!

Demons: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Soon an topedo targets the car...

Then the car exploded...

Shiho and Jun: -K.O- 😵😵😵

Zalgo:........-In jail-

Cops: Yeah...Let that be an lesson to you...Dipshit.

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