The 100 groupchat

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*Octavia created this group and added Bellamy, Clarke, Jasper, Monty and Murphy*

Octavia: hello lovelies

Bellamy: seriously? why a groupchat?

Octavia: bc i can

Jasper: hello

Monty: hola guuuys

Clarke: do i have to be in a group chat with Bellamy?

Octavia: yeah bc he's my brother and you're my best friend and i want you to get along

Bellamy: yeah princess, she wants us to get along

Clarke: do you want me to get along with him before or after he stops being an asshole?

Jasper: clarkie we don't swear in this house

Clarke: i dont live with you jas

Jasper: okay, fair. but we do not swear in this group chat

Clarke: well idc

Monty: feisty

Murphy: whats up fuckers?

Jasper: what did i just say John?

Murphy: call me john again and i will end you

Clarke: oi

Murphy: .. in a non criminal way

Clarke: slightly better

Bellamy: since when do you listen to princess?

Murphy: since she's in a bad mood and that makes her slightly scary

Octavia: why are you in a bad mood?
boyfriend troubles?

Clarke: ex boyfriend troubles

Jasper: ex? since when?

Clarke: since i caught him making out with his girlfriend of 3 years

Monty: I'll kill him

Bellamy: i told you he was an asshole

Clarke: i told you that you were an asshole but do you listen to me?

Murphy: no he does not

Bellamy: you're supposed to be my best friend

Murphy: i am but that doesn't change the fact that you dont listen to her

Bellamy: shut up murphy

Octavia: so anyways.. do we know this girl friend of 3 years?

Clarke: well after she slapped Finn and almost slapped me before i told her that i didnt know, we went out for coffee

Monty: wouldn't that be awkward?

Clarke: well yeah but she offered to buy me a coffee and like i was gonna say no

Octavia: why didn't you invite me?

Clarke: bc it was at 11 last night but she's on my couch bc she doesnt have a home and she was going to be staying at finn's who won't stop calling us

Jasper: your mom will kill you

Clarke: my moms at work until 6 tonight

Octavia: we also have to go back to school tmr

Clarke: ugh it will be hard avoid finn at school

Bellamy: you shouldn't be having these kinds of problems as a sophomore. you need someone to tell you to not have boyfriends like i do to O