The 100 groupchat

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misfits

Jasper: you guys are being real numbskulls

Monty: wtf did i do?

Murphy: im sorry, what are we being?

Jasper: it's another word for jerks

Octavia: exsqueeze me?!

Jasper: we're sitting at our lunch table, you're all cuddling or making out with your boyf/girlf and I'm all alone. everyones laughing at me

Raven: everyone is laughing bc theres a funny performance going on just next to us

Jasper: well i still feel alone

Miller: clarke and bellamy aren't cuddling or making out. theyre not even here

Jasper: thats bc they're making out near the sports centre. you'll see if you squint your eyes

Octavia: woahhhh I'm not making out with Lincoln!?

Raven: Tav, you're laughing and texting w him rn on your phone

Octavia: ... how do you know?

Raven: you're sitting next to me..?

Octavia: oh hi

Clarke: you dont have to text, you know, you're in the same area

Jasper: im surprised you're still alive bc you were kissing bellamy so long i thought you'd suffocate

Clarke: do you know how kissing works?

Clarke: + he wouldn't let me go bc some kid was eyeing me or something and he was jealous. then Sterling was flirting w me and he was jealous

Jasper: sterling aka hottie that you were flirting with the day roma got kicked out ?

Clarke: yeah him

Bellamy: i knew it was him but you said it wasn't! why were you talking to him?

Clarke: he was trying to invite me to a concert this friday

Bellamy: well he was smirking and checking you out so what'd you say?

Clarke: he said that it could be a great night out for him and i and i should wear something nice and easy to take off bc the night will end great for me

Bellamy: thats not answering my question

Clarke: i said sure

Bellamy: im sorry, you said what?

Clarke: and then i asked if i could bring my boyfriend bc if i end the night with him, it'll be even better

Clarke: and he took the hint

Bellamy: was it necessary for the dramatic pauses? or did you just do it to piss me off?

Clarke: i did it bc i was watching your reaction the whole time and it was priceless

Jasper: very nice of you