The 100 groupchat

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Jasper: so i have an announcement

Clarke: do you finally have a girlfriend so youre not the only single person?

Jasper: no it's from miller but monty's cleaning him up

Jasper: he got in a fight but that's not the announcement

Raven: wait, with who?

Jasper: bryan

Octavia: hold the announcement, what happened?

Jasper: Bryan saw Miller with Monty and got jealous so he punched Monty and Miller punched B bc "no one touches his fucking boyfriend" so B punches him back and Monty is furious and punches B in stomach and when he doubled over in pain, Mont knees him and i think he broke his nose

Bellamy: so why is Miller getting treated but not Monty?

Jasper: Monty claims to be "fine" but he's bleeding and has a scratch under his eye

Clarke: whose house is this at?

Jasper: Monty's

Clarke: I'm coming over, i know some medical things. if i see bryan i stg i will break his bones, no one touches my child

Clarke: and I'll check on Miller bc knowing Monty, he'll screw something up

Murphy: you say something sweet about Monty and then go and insult him

Clarke: are you questioning my parenting? I'm going to be a great mother

Octavia: what's that mean? are you preggo??!

Clarke: god, no. my mother will send me off somewhere and make me give the kid up for adoption

Clarke: like there will be no screaming or anything, she'd just go to my room, pack my shit and drag me by the hair

Raven: your mums a bitch

Raven: im sorry I shouldn't say that, she's giving me a home

Clarke: my dads the one who argued with her to let you stay

Clarke: my mum didn't care what happened to you. i also argued bc I'm stubborn and I didn't want you out on the street

Clarke: so did murph 👀

Clarke: anyway, brb

Raven: aww john liiiikes me

Murphy: shhhh, its supposed to be a secret for me to have a heart

Jasper: how come she can call you john?

Raven: girlfriend privileges

Murphy: i tried to argue with her but she's stubborn

Murphy: 2 most important girls in my life rn are stubborn as fuck

Raven: that was almost a compliment aw