misfits
Madi: uuuuuggggghhhhh i have to start at a new school today
Madi: i have had about 3 hours sleep
Madi: 3 cups of coffee
Madi: and whoever said hair was the thinnest thing in existence obviously hasnt seen my PATIENCE THIS MORNING
Madi: i stubbed my toe 4 times
Madi: got woken by dErEk and luna arguing AGAIN
Madi: found out my shithole of a cousin doesn't know boundaries and RUINED MY BRANDED JEANS
Madi: and!! oh, and!! on top of that!! someone ate all my effing cereal
Madi: what am i supposed to eat now?!?! toast? eggs and bacon? waffles? i am not some BASIC BITCH that eats TOAST in the mornings before school
Bellamy: oh my god she is all of us combined
Jasper: true but our parents are you and Clarke so she's a Bellarke child
Madi: tf is bellarke? sounds like an std or something
Madi: "ey, kyle, ever heard of bellarke?" "what's that, bob?" "an std. this dude GAVE ME BELLARKE!!"
Raven: point 1 is, i love this child. point 2, i love how she casually uses a gay couple and point 3 is, bellarke is bellamy's and clarke's shipname
Madi: oh shit sorry clarke
Bellamy: ??¿
Madi: raise your hand if you want to ask a question
Bellamy: 🙋🏽♂️
Madi: yes, bellamy?
Bellamy: excuse my potty mouth, but what the fuck?
Madi: what ever do you mean?
Bellamy: sigh, never mind
Madi: is that all, mr blake?
Bellamy: sigh, yes
Madi: wheres mrs blake this morning?
Octavia: uh actually its miss. blake. mrs is for marriage
Madi: i meant clarke
Clarke: oh no bell and i arent married
Madi: did i stutter?
Madi: madi knows what madi said
Murphy: i love this kid
Madi: nope not relevant enough to love me
Miller: someone get the kid a coffee jesus
Jasper: sure is bellarke's kid *dreamy sigh*
Monty: what'd we do to deserve this? *dreamy sigh also*
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The 100 groupchat
FanfictionMadi: you guys are basically just every meme and shitpost rolled into one big fluffy group of goofballs - groupchat fic of The 100 teenagers, fighting through their problems- together. - warnings: swearing, mentions of drugs, alcohol and sex.
