Bellamy: someone actually help me
Clarke: no
Miller: whats up bro
Murphy: do you have a huge crush on clarke but like she doesnt feel the same way so youre totally heartbroken??
Monty: bc we all called it
Jasper: first of all, its not a huge crush, hes in love
Raven: second of all, she feels the same
Bellamy: i dont fucking like clarke
Octavia: whats going down in the life of Bellamy Robert Blake
Clarke: his middle name's robert??
Bellamy: not the point rn princess
Clarke: call me that again i dare you
Bellamy: princess
Clarke: im gonna actually slit your throat
Monty: with kisses
Miller: whats your problem bro?
Bellamy: someone cares^ 🙄
Bellamy: ANYWHOREEE i just got a huge ass speech from Echo and Roma saying that i need to date their bitchy friend Bree and i need to stop hanging out with raven and clarke help??
Clarke: listen to them, stop hanging out with me
Bellamy: but then you'll miss me too much. cant put the princess through that
Jasper: can bree and roma and echo fuck off and not murder our ship??
Clarke: first of all, the ship never even sailed
Octavia: aaaaaand thats a lie
Bellamy: someone help me??!
Miller: get the girls to beat them up
Octavia: I CHOOSE ECHO
Raven: Bree sounds like a true bitch tbh
Clarke: im always down with beating up Roma
Jasper: ah shit class bell went, lets go to Science clarkie and O
Jasper: no okay guys OI
Bellamy: we're in the middle of HPE
Jasper: clarkie's suspended
Octavia: its true
Raven: WTF DID SHE DO??!
Monty: FOR HOW LONG?
Murphy: WHO DIDYOU BEAT UP
Jasper: Roma moved into our science class
Octavia: and we were doing a spelling test but clarke was flirting with a cute ass guy and wasn't paying attention
Jasper: so she asked Ms "whats number nine again?"
Octavia: and Roma says "resource " (its the answer) and clarke rolls her eyes and goes "I asked the teacher not you"
Jasper: and Roma goes "why dont you come say that to my face?"
Octavia: Clarke- i did but your head was so far up your own ass, you didnt see
Jasper: Roma- MISS DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Octavia: *C punches Roma in the jaw* Roma: wtf was that for you bitch??!
Jasper: Clarke- you think you can waltz around this school like you own it and tell people who they should or who they NEED to date? you cant okay?? fuck off or i will hurt more than your jaw
Octavia: *Roma swings but misses* *Clarke punches again* and THERES A WHOLE FIGHT
Jasper: the teacher ran out to get principal and Mr. Kane comes and grabs Clarke and pulls her out
Octavia: and the whole class is so riled up
Bellamy: that would've been hot to watch ngl
Raven: whats abby think ab that?
Clarke: i just got out of an hour lecture from her. im not even grounded
Monty: WOAH WHAT
Clarke: she knew Roma's mom when she went to high school, they didn't get along either
Miller: GO ABBY
Clarke: btw the 'cute' boy i was talking to is Sterling and I wasn't flirting
Octavia: mhm sure
Bellamy: lemme get this straight
Bellamy: princess stood up for me?
Clarke: don't make me regret it Blake.
Murphy: its progress
Jasper: MURPHY EMORIS HERE
Murphy: what???
Jasper: she said she's looking for you but dw i said you went home early
Murphy: thank fuck
Raven: who's emori and why dont you want to see her?
Monty: his crazy ex thats still into him but he dumped her and she wont leave him alone
Clarke: welcome to my world
Miller: so how long are you suspended for?
Clarke: a week
Murphy: that all?
Clarke: my mom had a talk to Kane and he made it shorter
Jasper: bc mama griffin is scary
Monty: whats papa griffin gotta say ?
Clarke: he's on a business trip
Clarke: but he's the one that encourages this shit
Octavia: its true, since 4th grade when we met
Octavia: bell was being mean and clarke told her dad, he told her to slap him or punch him
Jasper: and she did it
Raven: you're scared of mama griffin but not papa griffin
Clarke: can you all stop calling him papa griffin, it sounds weird
Jasper: hmmmm
Monty: hmmmm
Octavia: hmmm
Raven: no
Clarke: its bad enough murph calls them mom and dad
Miller: he does?!
Bellamy: HAHAHA
Murphy: it slipped out
Clarke: 10 times?
Murphy: shut up
Octavia: i cant believe you're suspended on the second day
Clarke: you guys have to update me on what happens bc i need to be entertained
Octavia: catch up on your vampire diaries
Clarke: finished it
Raven: teen wolf?
Clarke: i only have a few episodes left so no spoilers
Monty: orphan black?
Clarke: yeah i guess
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The 100 groupchat
FanfictionMadi: you guys are basically just every meme and shitpost rolled into one big fluffy group of goofballs - groupchat fic of The 100 teenagers, fighting through their problems- together. - warnings: swearing, mentions of drugs, alcohol and sex.
