𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 | jm + agb {completed}

35 | date

a/n: somewhat long, cute sentimental chapter. enjoy :)

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i woke up the next morning feeling like i had slept for a whole day. wait a minute.. my eyes shot open and i looked over at my clock. 3:14PM?! i really was out for a whole day!

i threw the disheveled sheets off of me and collected some clothes to wear and start my day. after my shower, i ran downstairs and no one was in sight. not even the half naked women. where was everyone?

i began calling out into the house in hopes someone would respond to me. no luck. they must've all went out without me. i hugged in dismay and trudged to the kitchen for some food. lord was i starving!

i didn't step a foot into the room until everyone jumped up from behind the counter yelling, "surprise! happy birthday!"

today was my birthday? was today really the 26th? where did time go? crap, i was getting old.

"wow. i was totally not expecting this. thanks guys!" i replied in excitement. i couldn't remember the last time i had such an extravagant birthday party. normally, it was just me and the boys who celebrated. now only one of the boys were here.

i then wondered where the hell austin was. he was probably wondering the same thing. poor guy. we left him there and didn't even leave a note for him. i walked more into the kitchen and everyone engulfed me with lots of hugs and kisses. there was only one person missing though. jason.

i didn't think anything of it because i was being showered in the love and attention jason refused to give me. candy walked over to me and gave me a wrapped present.

"you'll like it, trust me. it'll be put to good use." she winked at me. she gave me a smirk before walking back to her group of girlfriends. what in the world did this woman give me?

i set the box on the table to open it up and my jaw dropped at the sight. "is this a fucking dildo and vibrator?" i questioned.

"yes ma'am. like it?" candy replied.

"w-why?" i wryly chuckled.

"because i know jason pays you no attention and you're a girl with needs. don't take it personal, take as a gift from my heart." candy smiled at me. "well heart and vagina, haha."

"enough already."

"see what i mean? you're dick deprived and--"

"okay! that's enough of that. thank you for the gift candy. i'll put it to good use." i fakely smiled at her. yeah i'll shove this fake penis down her throat and this vibrator up her a--.

"i have a gift for the birthday bitch!" jeff came walking over to me with a handful of bags. "don't worry. i didn't get you a dildo or vibrator. i actually got you some condoms and lube." what was this? my birthday party or a sex toy convention? "i'm totally joking by the way. i got you some girly shit. i didn't know what exactly you wanted but, yeah. also, between you and me," jeff leaned in closed to whisper in my ear. "i bought you some lingerie, don't freak. just save it for the right occasion with you and your Romeo."

"thank you, jeffrey."

"anything for my best friend."

he walked away from me and i scanned the party for jason. still no sign. oh wait, i see some chocolate brown hair coming into the room. it looks like him. i just hope it is him.

everyone was now talking amongst themselves and to my dismay, the person with the brown hair wasn't jason. maybe he forgot it was my birthday since he knew everything, except for this.

i removed myself from the crowd and began my search for mccann. he's probably in his office or something. i went in there and no sign of him. everything seemed in order. i left the room and went back to the party. i asked nathan if he knew were jason.

"oh! i'll send you the address." he responded.

well okay then.

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i hope nathan didn't give me wrong directions because i have no clue where the hell i am. i drove around, hoping i would see something familiar which i did. jason's matte black Audi R8. i was in love with that car. then, i saw him. i parked my car and got out, walking over to him.

"what is all of this?" i questioned. "you had me looking around the party for you the entire time. why are we here?"

"first of all, happy birthday. second, i don't normally do crap like this so please forgive me." he said. "come on. i want to show you something."

better be worthwhile or else i'll slash his tires. i jogged up to where he was and followed him.

"oh wait. it's a surprise. allow me." he placed his hands over my eyes and started walking me towards wherever we were going. i hope he's leading me to my death! what, no.

why would you think that subconscious? admit the fact he's driving you insane and killing yourself is the only option. no thanks subby, i think i have things under control. suit youself.

we walked for about thirty seconds until i felt sand beneath my feet.

"almost there." he said. "aaaand.. sit." i did as told and sat down on the sand. he removed his hands from my eyes and i looked at where exactly we were. i looked at my surroundings and saw the candles, the rose petals, and everything else. "so? what do you think?"

"i love it jason. this is so beautiful." i could feel the tears already building up in my eyes. "this is the nicest thing anyone has done for me in awhile."

"glad you like it." he replied. he took a seat next to me on the blanket and looked at the ocean. "i don't normally do dates so think of this as a birthday gift."

"was it supposed to be a date?"

"i wanted it to be but i'm not that type of guy. trust me, i want to treat a female right and all but there's certain things i couldn't do even if my life depended on it. i had to ask one of those girls nathan has for some assistance." jason chuckled.

"why don't you do dates often then? you've never thrown any for isabella? maybe even a father-daughter date with chantel?"

"isabella was a bitch and i don't deal with bitches. father-daughter dates are different because chantel likes to give me invisible tea and her stuffed animals are there too. i think they get more tea than i do honestly."

i laughed at his response. "well from here and out, any female that you become involved with, treat her to a date or two until you feel she's the right one."

"are you saying that i should do that to you?" jason raised an eyebrow. he was catching my drift. at least he pays attention.

"maybe," i shrugged my shoulders. "but then again, you're incapable of loving any other females except your daughter and mother, which i respect."

"what if i told you that i wanted to also make you an exception?"

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a/n; um wig

skip to 0:49

that's jason @ y'all @ me @ aly

second thing: i listened to sweetener, it's a nice little album.

of course, i have my favorites.

speaking of which, to any who listened, what was your favorite song? comment!