Highest Ranking: #21 in twoshots
Hah, fluff, angst, maybe even the occasional crossover but nOT SMUT PLZ SAME THE SMOL AMOUNT OF INNOCENCE LEFT IN MEH
I take requests but I don't do G. Wash in a ship, he's a dad; not a daddy
"Oh. My. God." I heard someone say. The door blasted open and an air horn sounded. "IT'S CHRISTMAS BOYS! GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED!" John shouted and sounded his air horn again. I covered my ears with a pillow. Mon Dieu, this happens every single year on décembre 25th. I felt a strong pair of arms wrap around my waist.
"Five more minutes, kiddo..." I heard my boyfriend, Hercules Mulligan call out to John. I giggled at the fact he called John a child. A few minutes later, to my surprise, I was dragged by my ankles out of bed.
"MERDE!" I screamed girlishly. I hit the floor with a loud thump. Another louder thump followed as Herc hit the floor next to me. Hercules swiftly got up and chased John to the tree we had in our small living room. He then continued to tackle him and tickle him mercilessly. Alexander and I just watched in awe.
"AH, SHIT. HOLY COW, HERC STOP!" John roared with laughter. Eventually (It was a solid five minutes), the pair calmed down. John leaped up with a grin plastered to his face. "Can we open presents now?" He used his puppy dog eyes.
"Of course, Johnny boy." Alexander pecked John on the cheek. We all gathered around the tree. A present was pushed in front of me. The label read:
To: Laffy xxx. From: Hercules xoxo.
I carefully unwrapped it. It was a neatly folded tank top with a blend of the Star Spangled Banner and the french flag on the front. I thanked Hercules repeatedly and Hercules pushed a box to Alex. It was a large cardboard box full to the brim with shower gels and deodorants.
"You fuckin' need it, man. You stink so bad sometimes." We laughed at Hercules' comment. Including Alexander. Hercules proceeded to push a box to John. It was a coffee mug that read. 'This is probably vodka.'
I handed a present to Hercules. It was an authentic Simon's Irish half pint glass.
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"Laf! Where'd you find this?"He asked.
"I have my ways, mon amour." I handed a card to John. "We all chipped in on this one." He opened it. It read: Go to the kitchen.' We all followed John to the kitchen. In a glass cage sat a old looking turtle. John squealed with joy.
"Thank you guys so much!!" He jumped with joy. "I'm gonna name it Old Shit."
Finally, I pushed a present to Alex. It was a box of different flavoured [It's spelt like that in the UK, fuck you.]coffee.
Later on, after we finished exchanging presents, we all crashed onto the sofa. John put Elf on the TV and I lay on top of Herc's knee.
"How was everyone's day?" Alex asked as if it was any other.
"Fucking amazing." The rest of us said collectively. Herc started to play with my hair. All of us laughing at the jokes in the film. This is how I enjoyed life the most. Sat with my friends.
