The Merciless Fox Child

Chapter 5: Bells, Foxes, and Name-Calling

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Chapter Five:

Bells, Foxes, and Name-Calling

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"And your dreams?" Asked Kakashi.

"Huh?"

"Dreams, ambitions... Do you have any? You must have at least one."

"A dream, eh..." Naruto got into a thinking pose.

'DO I have any dreams, Kyuu?'

"Hmm..."

'Oh! I know!'

"Ahem." Naruto cleared his throat.

He cleared it again.

And again.

Cleared it some more.

"NARUTO!"

"Yes, Sakur-"

Naruto coughed.

Sakura twitched.

Sasuke twitched.

Kakashi sweat dropped.

"Naruto, would you mind telling us your dream now?" asked Kakashi.

"Actually, yes, I do mind."

"Oh?"

"Go get 'em, Kit."

Naruto smirked. "Mr. Hatake Kakashi, copy-cat nin of Konoha and the last surviving member of the yodaime hokage, Namikaze Minato's very own genin team. If I remember correctly you said that your dreams are none of our business. So, on what grounds, do you believe that you have any right to know what my dreams are."

"..." (Sakura)

"..." (Sasuke)

"..." (Kakashi)

"Nice job, Kit. You got all three of 'em."

Kyuubi was right. Sakura's mouth had dropped,even Sasuke's mouth dropped. And Kakashi's mouith definitely would be hanging open rigtht now if it hadn't been for his mask.

"Hey, maybe I should get one of those."

"Those what, kit?"

"Those masks! They're awesome!"

"Yes, they are. Want to go out and buy one sometime later, today?"

"Yeah, sure, that'd be great."

"What'd be great, Naruto?"

"Sakura? What the hell's she talking about? It's as if she can... hear... me? I talking out loud, aren't I?

Three nods.

Naruto sighed. "Why didn't Kyuu tell me? Damn fox..."

"Fuck you, how would I know, I can hear you talking and your thoughts, so I can't tell the difference! ...Oh, and you're talking out loud I think, guessing from their faces.

"What? I am?

"Dobe..." (That was Sasu)

"Naruto, who were you talking to?" (Kaka)

'Think, Naruto, think!'

"THINK! THINK!"

"My summon!"