It wasn't long before they reached their destination. Luckily, Sasuke hadn't actually smiled. It was a clone Naruto made for fun (he couldn't resist). The real Sasuke had been tied to a tree about a mile's distance west of their location. Well, was. Kakashi made Naruto free him and bring him back. Back at the house, they were pleasantly greeted by Tazuna's daughter, Tsunami.
"I'm bored…"
"Then do something." Sasuke grumbled.
"…No." Sasuke twitched. Anbu or not, he was damn annoying.
"Guys," Kakashi interrupted, "I think it'd be a great idea to use our extra time to train."
"We'll need it." Said Naruto.
"Why?" asked Sakura.
"Because. Zabuza will be back. And that hunter-nin kid, too."
"Eh?"
"Naruto, what are you talking about?" asked Kakashi.
"Yeah, dobe?"
"What, don't tell me you actually thought he was dead?"
"Umm…yes?"
"That hunter-nin was a fake. A real hunter-nin would take care of them on the spot."
"And how would you know that, dobe?"
"Hel-LO?! Anbu, here! Remember?"
"Oh, right…"
"You see, hunter-nin are given the special duty of hunting down missing-nin. They completely erase the person they're searching for by means of superior assassination techniques and medical skills. They generally kill their target taking the head as proof, and then completely dispose of the body by using various methods, such as cremation or the summoning of wild carrion crows to devour the corpse. They do this in order to make sure the village secrets which a ninja's body holds – such as chakra types, herbs eaten, ninjutsu, special medicine, and kekkei genkai – will not be revealed to outsiders. Hunter-nin are supposed to destroy the corpse at the very spot the body is lying; it is not to be moved after it is dead, and only the head is taken back to prove that the missing-nin is in fact dead. As a requirement, they must possess a thorough and intimate knowledge of human anatomy. Due to their reputation for utterly and completely obliterating the remains of their targets, they are code-named 'The Undertaker Squad'. All that hunting-nin did is make Zabuza temporarily appear to be dead by hitting certain pressure points in the neck with senbon needles and then shunshin away with him. The end."
"Umm…" Sakura started, "Wow."
"So," Kakashi said, "You actually know more than us…"
"Yup."
"Hm."
"Oh, and he's Zabuza's accomplice."
"WHAT?"
"What?"
"Urgh."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Did anyone forget we were here?" asked Tazuna.
"Yup, pretty much."
"Hm."
"Training, anyone?"
"Fine."
"Hai, sensei."
"Hn."
"Nooo! The 'hn' returns! Run for your lives!" Naruto grabbed his duck placing it on his head before quickly saying something that made Sasuke fume, before running for his life.
What he said was: "Check it out, Sasu-gay-chan! I gots a duck butt, too! :3"
Bum, bum, BUM!
...pagebreaker...
The training was postponed because of Sasuke's extreme desire to murder Naruto, and the fact that Naruto had gone missing.
Of course, everything turned out fine when Sasuke woke up screaming.
Kakashi and Sakura quickly rushed out of their respective rooms and into the hallway whereas Sasuke's room is, nearly slamming into each other in the process.
"Kakashi-sensei! I heard Sasuke scream!"
Kakashi nodded, "I know, Sakura, me too, that's why we're here-so come on!"
He slammed the door open and was met with...an awkward situation.
"Naruto! Let go of me!" (sasuke)
"Mmm...Good ducky...!" (naruto)
"I'm gunna kill you, wake up NOW!" (Sasuke)
"Mnnyarghhahh..." (naruto)
"Urrrghhhh!" (sasuke)
"Naruto? This is an order from you sensei, wake up now!" (kakashi)
"Naruto-baka, he's mine!" (sakura)
"I'm no one's!" (sasuke)
"Oi! Who's up so early in the morning?" (tazuna)
"Oh my!" (tsunami)
"G-g-gaki?!" (tazuna)
"Naruto-baka!" (sakura)
"Mm...What is it?" (Inari)
"No! He's too young! Shield his eyes!" (tazuna)
"Nooooo!" (Inari)
"It's not like that!" (sasuke)
"Ughh... My students... Why?" (kakashi)
"Naruto, I'm gunna kill you!" (sasuke)
"Naruto, stop petting you teammate's hair! Listen to your sensei!" (kakashi)
"Mmm... Good ducky..." (naruto)
"Quack!" (stark)
"Shit, is that duck smirking?" (kyuubi)
"When did Kyuu get here?!" (sasuke)
"Heh heh heh..." (kyuubi)
"Nooooooo!" (sasuke)
"Explosion!" (kyuubi)
BOOM!
TBC...
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The Merciless Fox Child
FanfictionBecause of a near death experience with some if the villagers, Naruto discovered Kyuubi at a young age and began training under him. Later, he is known as Kitsune, the merciless fox child of the ANBU. Now, he is about to face the biggest challenge o...
