Well... Kyuubi was gone. He had disappeared in a flurry of black, orange and blood red confetti. Eventually, Naruto squeezed Sasuke so tight he was rendered unconscious, so they just decided to leave them be...
A few hours later, Naruto and Sasuke came down the stairs, with matching massive bed heads—except for Sasuke's duck butt. THE DUCK BUTT LIVES!
Sasuke looked to be fuming—however Naruto was just yawning tiredly/boredly. (Though you could see a hint of a smirk on his face.) Kyuubi and Stark followed soon after, and they looked to be discussing something...
"I see... So you think it could be a dormant bloodline?"
Quack! Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack!
"A kekkei genkai? Really? I must say, that's very interesting..."
Quack! Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack!
"You're welcome...So? A distant relative, maybe?"
Quack! Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack!
"I see. Do you think there's a second stage?"
Quack! Quack-quack-quack! Quack-quack!
"I see. That's amazing!"
"Hey, duck butt?!"
Twitch. "W-what...?"
The Anbu, jounin instructor, and genin all leaned in close to hear what he had to say.
"Stark and I were actively discussing a hypothesis we had, and we'd like to hear what you think—if you don't mind."
"I don't see why not..."
"Great! We believe that you may have a dormant bloodline! Another kekkei genkai!"
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura's eyes widened dramatically . Naruto's would have as well, but Kyuu didn't just give him better hearing—he could talk to animals, too! Right now, though, he was struggling to keep a strait face...
"W-what is it?" Kakashi beat Sasuke to the punch.
"We-ell~, we have decided to call it: 'fowlarse'!"
"What does it do...?"
"Well, it seems you already activated the first stage—have it activated constantly actually. But, we believe there may be a second stage. And so, we would like to run a quick test..."
"Test?" Sasuke asked warily.
"Yes, but don't worry. It won't hurt...much." (UAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!)
Kyuu walked over to Sasuke and sat down.
"Kneel." he ordered.
Sasuke reluctantly did as told (ordered).
Kyuu slowly lifted his paw as the genin and jounin watch warily, and Naruto and Stark seemingly shook in anticipation. He touched his pointer claw (an: lol, pointer claw :3) to Sasuke's forehead, as Sasuke yelped loudly.
"Done."
"What was that?!" He demanded.
"If you really do have a bloodline/kekkei genkai, and a second stage, then I just activated it."
"W-what? How?"
"I have my ways..."
Naruto and Stark sniggered.
WAIT.
Can Stark snigger?
Ducks can snigger?
How come he's never heard them do it before?
"Now, to test it..."
"How?" asked Kakashi.
"Simple," Kyuu responded, "Sasuke, would you intently stare at Stark it you please?"
"...Okay...?"
Sasuke stared at the duck.
...and stared...
...and stared...and stared...
...and stared...and stared...and star-"
"Sssssup."
"HOLY SHIT, THE DUCK JUST TALKED!"
"I prefer my new name, Stark."
"He's been talking. Just now you can understand him."
"I...what? H-how?"
Awkward moments...
TCB...
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The Merciless Fox Child
FanfictionBecause of a near death experience with some if the villagers, Naruto discovered Kyuubi at a young age and began training under him. Later, he is known as Kitsune, the merciless fox child of the ANBU. Now, he is about to face the biggest challenge o...
