The Merciless Fox Child

Chapter 9: Of Blueberries, Syrup, Missions and Game Shows

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Chapter 9

Of Blueberries, Syrup, Missions and Game Shows - And a Side of Threats

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"So…" said Kyuu, "Well this is awkward…"

"Umm… Yes, it is." Said Kakashi.

"What now, sensei?" asked Sakura, "That baka can't really be an anbu, can he? I mean, Sasuke's way better and stronger than him, but Sasuke's not an anbu."

Kakashi sighed. 'Damn obsessed fangirls…' ("Achoo!" Century Viscount sneezed, "The hell…?") "Sakura, Naruto's been faking this whole time. I suspect that the way he usually acts around us is fake as well—sadly. While, it's good to know he isn't actually that annoying—while he is still pretty annoying—I have to admit I'm going to miss that little ball of sunshine…and orange-ness. He-"

Kyuu sniffled, "Th-that's so sweet! I have to tell him!" Kyuu began prancing in a circle whilst team 7 and the anbu (you forgot about them, didn't you?) watched in a mixture of confusion, shock, amusement, and plain speechlessness. "Na-ru-TOOOOO!" Kyuubi stopped suddenly. "Where is Naruto?" He looked around for a few seconds—or minutes—and then turned to the two teams each missing a member. "Ano… Where's Naruto?"

(Umm… Sorry for the mix up, but "Howaitoraio" was supposed to be "Howaitoraion". So… Yeah.)

Howaitoraion was the one to talk, "Kyuu-sama, our Taichou has already left, probably-" she suddenly gasped," WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MEETING TO DISCUS OUR MISSION!"

Panther exclaimed, "That's right! Damn it, how the hell did I forget? Not important right now, we got to go."

However, instead of everyone leaving, they all turned to Panther.

"…What?"

"Imposter!" shouted Howaitoraion.

Team 7 was utterly confused. Why were they making such sudden accusations? Then, suddenly, something clicked in Kakashi's mind. "You didn't slur your words!"

The rest of team 7 made small sounds of realization as "Panther" suddenly cursed. "Dammit! How could I be so freaken careless!" He turned to the anbu team. "I congratulate you on discovering my identity is false—however! That does not change the fact that you do not know my true identity!"

"Damn," Howaitoraion cursed. "Who are you? What do you want with us? With the village?"

Sakura, hell even Sasuke was scared. They couldn't believe it. First, they find out their idiotic teammate, the dead last, was—is—an anbu. Then, they end up involved in some serious shit about some guy—dangerous guy—posing as an anbu from their village. What's next?

"Hmpth. Silly girl…"

"I'm a guy!"

"Sure you are."

Oh-kaaay… Seriousness of the situation ruined right there.

"I AM!"

"Honestly, save your arguments for later. As of now I have my men positioned in various places around the village."

They gasped.

"And each one of them, has been training for years to be a suicide bomber, and are currently covered head-to-toe in various paper bombs."