Klance Moana AU

Chapter 5

To say Keith was beyond pissed with this predicament was the understatement of the whole moon cycle.

Lance was a moron in Keith's opinion. How did this idiot become a demigod? How in hells name did he even get close to Te Fiti.

Lance was terrified of Keith but wouldn't show it. How could such a small thing show this much anger? Somehow he still looked cute through it all.

"Well, it almost sounded like you weren't interested in me which is totally impossible concerning that I've been stuck here for like years trying to steal the heart for you humans so you can have the gift of life itself."

Keith suddenly looked down at the ground in disbelief. Was this dumb butt trying to guilt trip into something. Oh, the game is on.

"So what I believe what you were trying to say was thanks sweetie."

Keith looked at him glaring.

"WHY THE HELL WOULD I THANK YOU? YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ISLAND ALMOST BEING DESTROYED."

Keith glared at the man harshly every word he yelled was filled with venom.

"I see what's happening here. Your face to face with beauty and its strange. Nice to know that humans never change. You don't even know the hard work that I put into this. I spend everyday with a routine for self skin care.

Open your eyes let's begin, yeah it's really me just breath it in. I know it's a lot the hair, this bod-"

Where those tattoos really dancing? Maybe Keith really did loose his mind. He definitely has since talking to Lance of course. Keith sat down and listened to Lance as he drowned on about himself.

"What can I say except your welcome, for the tides, the sun, and the sky. I mean yeah dude it's fine your welcome! I'm just your handsome demiguy.

I mean not to brag but I held up the sky when you were a small kid. When the nights got cold I stole you fire from down below so you could stay warm. Oh, I also lassoed the sun to stretch the days for more fun. I also harvest the breath so humanity can take on the sea.

So let me just say your welcome! For the islands I pulled from the sea. No need for praise maybe just a date?"

Keith smirked and mouthed no.

"Meh worth a try. Well I could go on and on, I can explain every natural phenomenon. The tides the grass and the dirt. It was me just messing around! Then I killed an eal and planted its guts and now you have trees and coconuts. Here's a lesson for everyone don't mess with me when I'm in the zone.

All the tattoos on me tell stories all the time. They tell what I've won and where I've been. So yeah, your welcome for this wonderful world you know! Now I gotta go!"

Lance finished and tried to steal the boat but was stopped by an oar to the face.

"I'm not stupid you know? I am Keith Kogane of Altea and this is my god damn bo-"

Lance pushed Keith down and ran off with both Katlnecker and the boat. He was then stopped by a kick to his face.

"What? WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FACE YOUR AFTER?"

"Hey I'm doing you a favor, it might make you look pretty. "

Keith took out the green heart from his necklace and shoved it into the tallers face.

"You will restore the heart of-HEY!"

Lance quickly grabbed the heart and threw it across the sea which the sea threw back in his face.