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These are the people who have logged on: Harry, Draco, Snape

Harry: it's dat boi

Draco: Ayyyyyy

Snape: using those dank memes

Harry: Snape did you know I use big words I don't understand sometimes

Snape: ??

Harry: in an effort to make me look more photosynthesis

Snape: smart?

Harry: you ruined my dank memes

Voldemort has logged on

Draco: hey Voldemort

Voldemort: what

Draco: roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there to, but not in the cage, because I'll be laughing at you.

Harry: OWNED!!!!!!

Voldemort: hey Draco roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, and the middle one is for you

Snape: OWNED!!!!!!!!!

Harry: roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue

Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, just kidding, the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is gone, and off with your head

Draco: who was that aimed at

Snape: Voldemort

Harry: I thought that was aimed at me for a second there

Snape: don't worry Harry I have one for you as well

Harry: ok

Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, if you keep bothering me, I'll kill you

Draco: blood is red, Grimmjow's hair is blue, insult any of us, and we'll go bankai on you ( bleach the anime reference )

Snape: rainbows are gay, unicorns are gayer, fuck this poem, and listen to slayer

Draco: that is insulting

Snape: how

Draco: I am gay and have rainbows and unicorns in my room not just that but Ron who is incredibly straight loves unicorns and rainbows

Snape: I was a poem

Harry: Draco is cute, Voldemort is evil, I have had enough of fighting, so why don't we chill

Dranco's father has logged on

Draco's father: roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone

Draco's father has logged out

Draco: that was weird

Harry: hey Draco

Draco: yeah

Harry:roses are red, violets are not, compared to everyone, you're definitely hot

Draco: thanks and you are hot as well

Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather eat shit, than still be here with you. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

Snape has logged out

Harry: roses are red, nuts are round, shirts go up and pants go down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff suck it in

Draco: roses are red, violets are blue, out of a million boys I chose you, take my hand, hold me close and show me that I'm the one who you love the most 😏

A/N: thanks so much for all the reads it means so much to me. There is only two things I ask for you to do. 1) comment on ideas 2) comment on questions for the q and a

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