These are the people who have logged on: Harry, Draco, Snape
Harry: it's dat boi
Draco: Ayyyyyy
Snape: using those dank memes
Harry: Snape did you know I use big words I don't understand sometimes
Snape: ??
Harry: in an effort to make me look more photosynthesis
Snape: smart?
Harry: you ruined my dank memes
Voldemort has logged on
Draco: hey Voldemort
Voldemort: what
Draco: roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there to, but not in the cage, because I'll be laughing at you.
Harry: OWNED!!!!!!
Voldemort: hey Draco roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, and the middle one is for you
Snape: OWNED!!!!!!!!!
Harry: roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue
Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, just kidding, the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is gone, and off with your head
Draco: who was that aimed at
Snape: Voldemort
Harry: I thought that was aimed at me for a second there
Snape: don't worry Harry I have one for you as well
Harry: ok
Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, if you keep bothering me, I'll kill you
Draco: blood is red, Grimmjow's hair is blue, insult any of us, and we'll go bankai on you ( bleach the anime reference )
Snape: rainbows are gay, unicorns are gayer, fuck this poem, and listen to slayer
Draco: that is insulting
Snape: how
Draco: I am gay and have rainbows and unicorns in my room not just that but Ron who is incredibly straight loves unicorns and rainbows
Snape: I was a poem
Harry: Draco is cute, Voldemort is evil, I have had enough of fighting, so why don't we chill
Dranco's father has logged on
Draco's father: roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone
Draco's father has logged out
Draco: that was weird
Harry: hey Draco
Draco: yeah
Harry:roses are red, violets are not, compared to everyone, you're definitely hot
Draco: thanks and you are hot as well
Snape: roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather eat shit, than still be here with you. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
Snape has logged out
Harry: roses are red, nuts are round, shirts go up and pants go down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff suck it in
Draco: roses are red, violets are blue, out of a million boys I chose you, take my hand, hold me close and show me that I'm the one who you love the most 😏
A/N: thanks so much for all the reads it means so much to me. There is only two things I ask for you to do. 1) comment on ideas 2) comment on questions for the q and a