All Women are Bitches"
And this generalisation has been reached by me on the following- MATERIAL, LOGICAL AND SELF- DEFINED GROUNDS:
1)- My girlfriend cheated on me but I do not believe that there was even a speck of fault of my CHOICE. I knew, she was never a stable girl and changed boyfriends every week but mesmerized by her cuteness, I like Idiots proposed her and begged her to be in relationship with me. But i dont see any problem with my CHOICE, do you see any? It happened because- " All Women are Bitches".
2)- Another and probably the better reason than the preceding one is that by saying- "All Women are Bitches", i can EXPRESS that to what extent i was VICTIMISED by the girl who left me after a full 2 Week long relationship and how STRONG i was to gather my spirit again. And, here i would like to tell you that surviving a breakup is at least four hundred fifty six million times difficult than living on Streets in Penury.
3)- By saying - "All Women are Bitches", it becomes easy for me to make myself believe that I am a SURVIVOR of my HEART-BREAKING and HEART-WRENCHING BREAK-UP and to justify my addiction of Cigarettes and Alcohols. And yeah, it also makes me a member of the COOL misogyny group.
4)- By saying " All Women are Bitches", I give myself MORAL PERMISSION to get involved with a whole lot of other girls and ruin their lives. It also makes it easy for me to LIVE LAVISHLY on their salaries and bank balances. Did I mention, that It also gives me a reason to EMOTIONALLY EXPLOIT the girls too?!
5)- Saying " All Women are Bitches", also establishes me in the category of INTELLECTUALS that too without any wastage of my time in any UNIVERSITY.
6)- One more and more prominent reason is that saying " All Women are Bitches" is easy. It just takes one by fourth of a calory of energy.
P.S.- I think if you are reading this part of the post, you have already understood that it was for those who say- " All Men are Dogs".
I can not even in my dreams, support that "All Women are bitches" because of two reasons-
• I am not a judge.
• I know several of them who are no less than angels and in all ways a fairer sex.
Hope you will like it!
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PuisiThese words have escaped the city of my heart and are refugees here with their tents on the pages of this book beseeching nationalities of your hearts. Give them the nationalities of your heart.
