Eat tide pods,
Gobble them up
With their orange and blue goo
Eat tide pods
The forbidden fruit,
Used to wash away the dirt and grime
Of better days
Hand them over
You gotta share!
Eat tide pods
Swallow them down,
Drink some bleach if you will
It'll show you the way
Eat tide pods
Follow the trend
You'll blend in
Eat tide pods
Eat them in huge handfuls
Go back for seconds
Cut them up,
Bake a 450 degrees
Serve to your girlfriends parents at 6 AM
Eat tide pods
Add wine to the mix
Eat tide pods
You'll be a cool kid
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On The Spot Poems
PoetryThese are poems, I hope you enjoy them. They come from my heart, and whatever emotions I feel at 1 AM... Have fun, indulge in them if you will. Thank you, Merci, Gracias, Danke and Spasibo
