Remus: Sirius snogged his girlfriend after eating strawberries.
James: And?
Remus: She's allergic to them.
James: And...
Remus: Now they're both in the Hospital Wing.
James: Wait. Why is HE in the Hospital Wing?
Remus: Apparently,it's transferable.
James: So...you're telling me that Sirius is in the Wing with a puffed up face?
Remus: And his hair's gone frizzy.
James: I need pictures.
Remus: One step ahead of you.*holds up camera*
