Yes, I know I said I wouldn't write anymore. Kill me for being a hypocrite.
But @Beginners_Luck asked, and I couldn't resist.
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Sirius: Prongs is going out with Lily.
Remus: Lillian Smith? Fifth-year Ravenclaw?
Sirius: No. The Lily. Seventh year Gryffindor. Of the fiery hair and quick mind, of long hatred of our dear Prancer, of-
Remus: Why in the name of Merlin are you talking like that?
Sirius: Lol, idk.
Remus: Alright, who introduced you to Tumblr?
[A/N: sorry :) had to put that there]
Remus: Why in the name of Merlin are you talking like that?
Sirius: I don't know, it seemed cool. And why are you not focusing on the important fact here? Lily Evans, of the fier-
Remus: Please don't start again.
Sirius: You always interrupt me!
Remus: *sighs* For two blokes who claim to be so smart, Padfoot, you're really dumb.
Sirius: You think I'm smart?*smiles hopefully*
Remus: No. What I meant was, that it's only you and Prongs who haven't noticed that Lily's been flirting with him for weeks.
Sirius: Evans has been flirting? Are you sure you don't mean shouting?
Remus: Serious-*realises mistake*clears throat*tries to think of synonyms*fails*-ly, Sirius, I'm not dumb.
Sirius: You said siriusly!!!!!!
James: *bursts in and falls over a trunk onto Remus' legs* I kissed Lily! Next to the common room stairs!
Remus:*encouragingly* That's wonderful, James. What happened next?
James: She's still standing there. It was like half a second ago!
Sirius: You said siriusly!!!!
Remus: Kill me now...
