James: I'm going to go ask Lily out.
Sirius: Better mark it off on the tally, then.
Remus: I thought you had given that up at two thousand and seventy four.
Sirius: Nah, it was too much fun.
James: You can't tick it off now, she hasn't even said no yet!
Remus: Denial is so ugly, Padfoot.
Sirius: I agree, Moony. That'll be two thousand and ninety eight.
James: Ugh.
*two minutes later*
James: She said yes! She said yes!
Remus: Is this the yes like the time she said she would love too, but her suicide got in the way?
James : No! *happy dance*
Remus: So, you're actually serious?
Sirius: No, I a-
James and Remus: No!
Sirius: It's creepy when you guys talk like that...
Remus: *facepalm*
